Wisconsin Republicans To Vote On Secession

[Half-Century Man]

18. Wisconsin, we put the "fun" in dysfunctional.

Our governor is a Koch whore.

Our ex Senate Majority Leader Bill Kramer is facing 80 years of prison on charges of verbal and physical sexual harassment; sexual assault in the second degree.

Wisconsin Senate President State Senator Mike Ellis is quitting after bragging like a drunken goober about illegal campaign manipulations he planned to do. Caught on hidden camera, he slinks back home after this term.

Wisconsin State Sen. Leah Vukmir is a member ALEC’s Board of Directors serving as national treasurer. She has rebuked a Freedom of information request on the grounds of secrecy during an ongoing session of the legislature. Her accomplice after the fact is Wisconsin Attorney General Van Hollen, who is citing an old provision in the state constitution giving limited immunity “during the session of the legislature". The length of a session has grown from a couple months each year to never ending.

State Representative Joel Kleefisch allowed/worked with/or something a rich donor to write legislation favoring him in a child support case. State campaign finance reports show Michael Eisenga donated the maximum amount to Kleefisch allowed by state campaign finance law. As well as, has made large donations to both Lt. Governor Rebecca Kleefisch (wife of Rep Kleefisch) and Governor Scott Walker.

On Edit: the featured members of our government, republicans all.

And now we might declare our Independence from sanity by seceding from the union.