Invite Russia to join NATO

[OilemFirchen]

41. I have a MUCH better idea.

With all due deference to the Professor of Economics, about whom I don't know, and don't care to know a whit, this preposterous notion is being promoted by the selfsame individuals who want to see the U.S. leave NATO.

So... let's just give NATO to Russia, then have all the current NATO members leave and form a different organization, with NATO's charter, infrastructure, funding, et al. Then have the new organization repudiate NATO. We can call it HARPO. Or GROUCHO. Whatever.

That way, Russia enters, the U.S. leaves, and the whackjobs get and give their mutual reacharounds. For the sane world, it accomplishes the same goal, and adds just the right amount of slapstick to allow for the ridicule it dearly deserves.