We anti-war protesters were right: the Iraq invasion has led to bloody chaos

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34. I know what we should do about the mess over there now.

Get America involved again! I'm serious!

Find ALL the neocons. Round 'em all up. Issue them all the proper camo costuming and guns and ammo, give 'em a few sentences about how to operate a parachute, and then airdrop 'em straight down into the fun! THIS is the war you wanted! NOW, YOU get to see it FIRST-HAND! YOU, our LUCKY WINNERS, now have your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see, feel, smell, hear, and taste WAR!!!! You talked about it! You pushed for it! You hungered for it! NOW, you'll HAVE IT!!!! ALL TO YOURSELVES!!!! Cue the announcer! Johnny Olsen, tell our studio audience and the folks at home what our lucky winners have just WON!!!!!

I'd find georgie, and dickie, and wolfie, and dougie, and rummy, and condi, and all the rest of 'em, bill kristol and charles krauthammer, george will, and the rest of THEM, round 'em up, suit 'em up, and ship 'em out. EVERYBODY who advocated for the war in the first place. They wanted this mess and got it all started. So shouldn't THEY be given the chance to clean it all up?

I'd empty out the whole Pox Noise building. I'd empty out the wrong-wing think tanks - the American Enterprise Institute, the Heritage Foundation, the Cato Institute, the works! Suit 'em up and ship 'em out. Let them see, first-hand and close-up, what war is! You know none of 'em have ever had that opportunity or that noble experience before! It's Golden Opportunity Time for all these armchair warriors! I'd go directly to the so-called "Excellence in Broadcasting Network" and start with limbaugh and offer him this FABULOUS way to lose that ugly fat and unsightly bulges, once and for all! I'd go straight to NRA headquarters, grab wayne lapierre and all those lovely gun goons who are all just itching for a fight, load 'em up and ship 'em out. NOW'S THEIR CHANCE!!!!!!!!! No need to prance around merely posing as guerrillas and snipers and sharpshooters on city streets or our schools or Chipotle or the toy aisle at Target! NO! Those phony civilian scenarios aren't good enough for YOU! Those are for candy-asses! THIS is FOR REAL!!!! YOU deserve nothing but the best - The REAL THING!!! That they've all just DREAMED about!!! Let's see what you got, tough guys! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!!!!! Now it can be theirs!!! For REAL!!!!!!! Oh the GLORY!!!!! Everybody at the bundy ranch in Nevada? Let's go!!!! Game ON!!!! Show us whatcha got! Let's not let all that God-given talent go to waste! And mccain? Those FIVE wars (FIVE!) for which you voiced such hot-blooded ardent desire during the last GOP convention? You wanted it? YOU GOT IT!!!!! Suit up! Lead the way! Hell, YOU already know what to do 'cause YOU ironically have been there before. So, hey, we'll make YOU a general this time! WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Problem solved, I think.