6 Not-So-Subtle Ways Fast Food Joints Make You Want To Eat At Their Restaurants, Huffington Post:

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3. How horrible that they don't make their products look disgusting.

1. Fast food companies offer fast service.
Unlike all other sales companies, who strive to deliver the slowest service possible.
2. Fast food companies make their food smell good.
Which is totally unreasonable; they should make it smell like a garbage dump.
3. Fast food advertise with positive words.
Totally unreasonable; they should use words like "stale" and "day-old."
4. Fast food companies advertise with eye catching colors.
Well, that's just obscene; they should use nothing but shades of gray so that no one will notice their signs.
5. Fast food companies have big signs on their stores.
Shame on them; signs are not supposed to be noticable.
6. Fast food companies market to kids.
Okay, this one actually does rather suck. That is really a pretty sleazy practice.