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49. Carson believes that he can interpret dreams like Joseph did for the Pharaoh of Egypt.

Thu Nov 5, 2015, 03:44 PM

Nov 2015

Joseph had 2 Egyptian wives. The Tribe of Joseph, a family in large number, left Egypt when Moses lead the Twelve Tribes to the Promised Land (back to Canaan and west across the Jordan River) after the Hebrew Israelites wondered in the deserts for 40 years. (Moses was not allowed to enter the promised land but died on the East side of the Jordan River after handing the task to Joshua.)

One of Pharaoh's dreams, that Joseph interpreted, was to store up 7 years of grain for the 7 year drought, that would follow.

IMO, Carson believes that he is a son of the Jacob, therefore, a son of Seth, youngest brother to Cain and Able. Some religions teach that Blacks are the sons of Cush, son of Cain (who manslaughtered Able). Seems like Carson is another charismatic dominionist like Ted Cruz.

http://www.charismanews.com/us/49604-ben-carson-god-gave-me-a-prophetic-dream-that-changed-everything

Carson, the Jacobian Israelite:
http://www.wwnorton.com/college/english/nael/17century/topic_3/truelaw.htm

DNA of Jacob:
http://gnosticwarrior.com/jacobs-ladder.html

Carson as the Intercessor:
http://www.hebrew4christians.com/Scripture/Parashah/Summaries/Vayetzei/Ladder/ladder.html

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Pic Of The Moment: Carson To Archaeologists: You'd Know You're Wrong If You Stop And Think About It [View all] EarlG Nov 2015 OP

It's the 2nd coming of Herman Cain JackInGreen Nov 2015 #1

Yup. SoapBox Nov 2015 #2

Something is seriously wrong with this guy but... dorkzilla Nov 2015 #63

Except his plan is "Nein, Nein, Nein!" n/t xocet Nov 2015 #46

Herman Cain is Einstein next to this guy. nt valerief Nov 2015 #48

Or a more educated Palin? DesertRat Nov 2015 #66

Honestly, can anyone actually tell me what he is trying to say in this part? underpants Nov 2015 #3

I still have a headache from trying to parse Palin in 2008. dixiegrrrrl Nov 2015 #15

As I have posted before - I think he is trying to tell us something underpants Nov 2015 #18

He did a PBS special on The Brain, and used coherent sentences dixiegrrrrl Nov 2015 #35

Yep underpants Nov 2015 #38

*splutter* dixiegrrrrl Nov 2015 #54

He said this at the graduation exercise from Propaganda University. L. Coyote Nov 2015 #88

Don't hold me to this... Docreed2003 Nov 2015 #79

Thanks underpants Nov 2015 #83

No prob Docreed2003 Nov 2015 #86

Have you seen the video? L. Coyote Nov 2015 #87

LOL... Dont call me Shirley Nov 2015 #102

Pic Of The Moment: Carson To Archaeologists: You'd Know You're Wrong If You Stop And Think About It The CCC Nov 2015 #4

yeah but rtracey Nov 2015 #5

Yep he just hits the key words underpants Nov 2015 #21

my head hurts, and it is too early to drink. niyad Nov 2015 #6

Come on, Niyad, it's five o'clock somewhere! n/t malthaussen Nov 2015 #24

had forgotten--that is how nuts this stuff is! niyad Nov 2015 #26

You're crazy when you think the choice is between God and aliens Johonny Nov 2015 #7

Stargate man.....its, alien and God! VanillaRhapsody Nov 2015 #76

A brief, but informative, view of pyramid construction... Adsos Letter Nov 2015 #8

well, the usual level of supernatural intervention--they are monuments to the Primordial Mound MisterP Nov 2015 #29

It is my own personal theory... AlbertCat Nov 2015 #9

whoaaa w0nderer Nov 2015 #19

there are people across the country supporting this loon.... NoMoreRepugs Nov 2015 #10

This just in... both Carson and tRump are getting Secret Service protection Fritz Walter Nov 2015 #42

One can only hope...that maybe a SS agent will leave an actual BOOK lying around, that might, FailureToCommunicate Nov 2015 #74

Holy shit! And he's the front runner! progressoid Nov 2015 #11

It's about vision underpants Nov 2015 #40

OMG. The comments are as good as the wonkette post. progressoid Nov 2015 #50

Yes they are n/t underpants Nov 2015 #58

I got it,I'm going to write a horror movie... SummerSnow Nov 2015 #12

So, who are the "various of scientists" NastyRiffraff Nov 2015 #13

Palin just has to be pea green with envy. dixiegrrrrl Nov 2015 #17

Palin is the perfect VP for him - TBF Nov 2015 #32

She's be the perfect VP of ANY of them, IMHO. dixiegrrrrl Nov 2015 #33

Ben probably thinks that the Flintstones are real. Initech Nov 2015 #23

Just Sad colsohlibgal Nov 2015 #14

i can't be the only person who has noticed barbtries Nov 2015 #16

unfortunately certifiable in republican means 'more viable' n/t w0nderer Nov 2015 #22

it really seems to be true. barbtries Nov 2015 #67

ummm w0nderer Nov 2015 #71

you know what barbtries Nov 2015 #77

or ... w0nderer Nov 2015 #106

So everything I was taught about ancient Egypt is wrong? Initech Nov 2015 #20

Carson is a mentally disturbed con man. nt SunSeeker Nov 2015 #25

"con man"-- yes, you are exactly correct. niyad Nov 2015 #27

True Waitsman Nov 2015 #99

Little known fact: these structures are in fact "American pyramids." riversedge Nov 2015 #28

.... trusty elf Nov 2015 #97

It's difficult to believe that anyone in America could be dumb enough to vote ladjf Nov 2015 #30

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. yellowcanine Nov 2015 #31

That's so obviously not true! Capt Ahab built them to store whale bones. Gore1FL Nov 2015 #34

And, a big, ole...... louis-t Nov 2015 #36

When he says Joseph built them, is he talking about Jesus's step-daddy? aidbo Nov 2015 #37

No, Joseph of the Technicolor Dreamcoat Demeter Nov 2015 #69

Ah, was confused about the timing. Wouldn't put it past the good doctor though. aidbo Nov 2015 #72

it's Hyksos time! MisterP Nov 2015 #92

LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! Angry Dragon Nov 2015 #39

And what does he think of the Mayan Pyramids? VanillaRhapsody Nov 2015 #41

Oh those were *totally* aliens, but they were illegal and they were rapists. Bucky Nov 2015 #59

I'm betting that during his surgeries... 63splitwindow Nov 2015 #43

So he claims "scientists believe in aliens" so he can diss science? Beartracks Nov 2015 #44

Ignorant much, Dr. Carson? Beacool Nov 2015 #45

My European friends are laughing their asses off. How embarrassing. One of them is an... BlueJazz Nov 2015 #47

Carson believes that he can interpret dreams like Joseph did for the Pharaoh of Egypt. DhhD Nov 2015 #49

See? Crazy. bravenak Nov 2015 #51

See what happens when you do brain surgery on yourself. LiberalArkie Nov 2015 #52

More likely, the surgeon was an alien, making space to store wheat. I know it sounds crazy, NCjack Nov 2015 #57

BEN CARSON HAS IT TOTALLY WRONG! ITS a LAUNCH PAD!! yuiyoshida Nov 2015 #53

Is Ben an alien? Is that how he learned about aliens helping pagan Egyptians? /nt NCjack Nov 2015 #55

The quote's even funnier when you read it like Carson says it. Efilroft Sul Nov 2015 #56

and blink reeeeeaaallly slowly underpants Nov 2015 #73

And Noah built an ark with two of every animal, male and female YoungDemCA Nov 2015 #60

Ben - one word explanation LibertyLover Nov 2015 #61

Atop a pyramid of bullshit ashling Nov 2015 #62

"My own personal theory" TNNurse Nov 2015 #64

Give me an 'M' Elmer S. E. Dump Nov 2015 #65

What grain? Those 7 mythical years? Demeter Nov 2015 #68

Does anyone know how well his patients have fared over the years? AllyCat Nov 2015 #70

I'm hoping for the one zinger Iwillnevergiveup Nov 2015 #75

In case you missed it EdwardBernays Nov 2015 #78

He's closer to being correct than you realize. erlewyne Nov 2015 #80

Um, what "various scientists" claim that the pyramids were built by aliens? nt tblue37 Nov 2015 #81

Benny's been reading too many comic books WhoIsNumberNone Nov 2015 #82

... Javaman Nov 2015 #84

Didn't any of you guys ever go to Sunday school? Beartracks Nov 2015 #85

As an antiquarian, Indy would know... JHB Nov 2015 #89

Conservatives rejonce!! relayerbob Nov 2015 #90

Say What?!? montana_hazeleyes Nov 2015 #91

He's SDA awoke_in_2003 Nov 2015 #93

I have no idea were he got this from standingtall Nov 2015 #94

the one way it makes sense Enrique Nov 2015 #95

I remember believing a leprechaun discovered the potato Enrique Nov 2015 #96

Wow! When I was in Egypt and went into the pyramids noone mentioned grain storage nor sinkingfeeling Nov 2015 #98

Giant grain elevators.... Dont call me Shirley Nov 2015 #100

I know this is a stupid question tavernier Nov 2015 #101

hope he doesn't find out about the Bosnian pyriamids :P PatrynXX Nov 2015 #103

And if he finds out the face on Mars is really Jesus, OMG L. Coyote Nov 2015 #104

Carson is cuckoo bananas... EEO Nov 2015 #105