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Divernan

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15. Coming soon to a deep south campaign fundraiser! An epic speech about grits!
Sun Dec 27, 2015, 10:26 AM
Dec 2015

Yes, folks, I've defended and fought for grits my whole life. If elected, I will serve grits at every state dinner! I will force feed them to Vladimir Putin! I will have them included in every ready to eat meal of our armed forces in all the wars I plan to wage! I will fight the Republicans in Congress from Day One to pass a resolution naming Grits as our national food. I'm no ways ever tired of grits!

Then she does her impersonation of the famous shrimp speech by Mykelti Williamson as Bubba Blue in Forrest Gump:

Anyway, like I was sayin', grits is the gourmet food of the South. You can barbecue them, boil them, broil them, bake them, saute them. Dey's uh, grits-kabobs, grits creole, grits gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple grits, lemon grits, coconut , pepper shrimp, grits soup, grits stew, grits salad, grits and potatoes, grits burgers, grits sandwich. That- that's about it.

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Coming soon to a deep south campaign fundraiser! An epic speech about grits! Divernan Dec 2015 #15
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