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kristopher

(29,798 posts)
50. Mister Kotter, Mister Kotter, Oo, Oo, Oo I have one too!!!!
Thu Feb 18, 2016, 09:06 AM
Feb 2016


Here's my Tom Clancy version

Actually, you see, this happened in East TX Bush country and it was approved by the 0.001% behind the BFEE (among others) who have decided that the possibility of a President Sanders must be guarded against.

To that end they are setting the stage for a repeat of 2000; only this time, they are aiming for a "permanent solution" for their democracy problem here in the US and to do it they need to deadlock the Supremes.

As it was clear that Scalia would rat them out because he was such an honorable and lovable rogue, not only did he have to go, but because of his he was the perfect trigger for their plan.

Now remember Florida 2000 just drug on and on with no solution, OK?

However, this time the deadlock will occur against a backdrop, not of Brooks Brothers suit clad operatives, but of the carefully cultivated and very heavily armed right wing militia waving their new Bundy Flag and taking over federal facilities all around the country.

The rudderless Federal government will be unable to react - paralyzed with lack of a clear mandate for any leader; this vacuum provides the window of opportunity for Ted Cruz to declare that he won the election. His first, immediate act being to declare martial law and mobilize the National Guard to "deal with the crisis".

Martial law will become the new normal as General President For Life Cruz is coronated.

That is a dark fantasy. What is real, however, is that the US really is special. We are the ONLY Presidential democracy that has survived any length of time without devolving into a military dictatorship.*



*Factoid that may or may not be absolutely true which I picked up in college class on fascism.

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The Crazy is strong in these ones. NT hueymahl Feb 2016 #1
First Rec! liberalnarb Feb 2016 #2
Next sacrifice at my place, bring your pentagrams! Human101948 Feb 2016 #3
I would put Karl Rove or both Koch brothers higher on my list. tclambert Feb 2016 #13
A well considered list... Human101948 Feb 2016 #23
Damn, I wish I were a better con man. malthaussen Feb 2016 #4
Glen Beck took people out of the game show moment rpannier Feb 2016 #5
John Stewart's take down of Beck was one of the most brilliant comedic moments I have ever seen. dixiegrrrrl Feb 2016 #55
That means, then Thav Feb 2016 #6
Whi is more insane -- Glenn Beck, Alex Jones, Rick Wiles ... Martin Eden Feb 2016 #7
Actually most of those people KentuckyWoman Feb 2016 #11
Well, SOMEBODY listens to those schmucks! gregcrawford Feb 2016 #15
"There's always human sacrifice involved" AlbertCat Feb 2016 #8
They are totally nucking futs... 63splitwindow Feb 2016 #9
Damn. KentuckyWoman Feb 2016 #10
Never forget that Michelle is transgender either... nt 63splitwindow Feb 2016 #14
It blows my mind how many people on DU can't spell Muslim. Elmer S. E. Dump Feb 2016 #28
You're joking, right? "Muslin" is up there with "Moran." If you don't msanthrope Feb 2016 #35
Yeah, I thought it would be funny. I guess not. Elmer S. E. Dump Feb 2016 #37
Actually my fav is Mooslem. KentuckyWoman Feb 2016 #43
... Elmer S. E. Dump Feb 2016 #53
Thanks mountain grammy Feb 2016 #58
Glad to be of service KentuckyWoman Feb 2016 #60
What's a Rick Wiles? nxylas Feb 2016 #12
lets hope they are all right! captainarizona Feb 2016 #16
All the El Shaman Feb 2016 #17
K&R! stonecutter357 Feb 2016 #18
Beck's El Shaman Feb 2016 #19
Beck... 3catwoman3 Feb 2016 #69
the fact that these f%$#tards have been on the air for years NoMoreRepugs Feb 2016 #20
It's a big country..Lots of subcultures. whathehell Feb 2016 #34
I don't believe I said anything bout them ALL being right wingers whatthehell NoMoreRepugs Feb 2016 #64
So it's just a broad brush smear? whathehell Feb 2016 #66
Doubt God was involved. lark Feb 2016 #21
Crazy and evil. gademocrat7 Feb 2016 #22
Alex Jones psy-oped himself all on his own. . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Feb 2016 #24
If these three twits would come out from under there proverbial rocks .......................... turbinetree Feb 2016 #25
And here I was, thinking it was ALIENS.....!!!! nt MADem Feb 2016 #26
MORONS!!! Elmer S. E. Dump Feb 2016 #27
they say 'pagan fascism' like it's a bad thing... KG Feb 2016 #29
and to think, if he would have just had sex with Britt Ecklund, he could have avoided all of it. Warren DeMontague Feb 2016 #49
Never warrprayer Feb 2016 #30
No worries, Scalia, as many of his acolytes, does not qualify as human. nt UtahLib Feb 2016 #31
I wanna know what they're smoking d_legendary1 Feb 2016 #32
Obama killed Paul! Mendocino Feb 2016 #33
Very creative. 3catwoman3 Feb 2016 #41
Are you doubting my truthiness? Mendocino Feb 2016 #63
You must be right. 3catwoman3 Feb 2016 #65
Now I lay me to sleep Mendocino Feb 2016 #67
My mother found that version very grim, morose, and scary for children. 3catwoman3 Feb 2016 #68
And YOUR POST was #33!! underpants Feb 2016 #61
[28_1F] Mendocino Feb 2016 #62
Wow... L.A.C. Feb 2016 #36
In the rightwingnutjob world, Thespian2 Feb 2016 #38
Oh my Gawd, you dumb, witless motherfuckers. Raster Feb 2016 #39
three of the biggest effing idiots on the planet mdbl Feb 2016 #40
As incredulous as I am that anyone with even a room temperature IQ... 3catwoman3 Feb 2016 #42
Not believing it and pretending to is infinitely worse. dixiegrrrrl Feb 2016 #56
"...half the population has an IQ less than 100." 3catwoman3 Feb 2016 #57
The stupid. It burns. Make it stop! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Feeling the Bern Feb 2016 #44
Wasn't Ted Nugent supposed to be an Obama internment camp by now? jalan48 Feb 2016 #45
He's over 3 years Jamaal510 Feb 2016 #47
Boogy boogy... mac2766 Feb 2016 #46
i'm surprised we didn't hear from rubio this last debate redruddyred Feb 2016 #48
Mister Kotter, Mister Kotter, Oo, Oo, Oo I have one too!!!! kristopher Feb 2016 #50
Rapture Index up one point because of death of Scalia! yellowcanine Feb 2016 #51
Geez. I guess what is 'freedom' to these people is a fascist theocracy to me. PatrickforO Feb 2016 #52
Something is deep all right CanonRay Feb 2016 #54
these statements by conservatives should give American voters a pause, time to really think rladdi Feb 2016 #59
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