Pic Of The Moment: Bill O'Reilly Points Finger At Real Culprit

[Fritz Walter]

45. Yeah, me too!

I, too, am mad at God...
...for allowing that one particular sperm to make its way to the ovum. Seriously, out of how many million little swimmers, the one that resulted in this oxygen-waster won out?!?
...for letting him survive gestation, childbirth, childhood, adolescence (and that's a stretch), adulthood, and while we're at it -- what's his excuse for avoiding the draft and serving in Vietnam?
...for killing so many good people through disease, famine, war, pestilence, traffic accidents, and especially gunplay. Yet you allow this clown to continue walking the Earth. Why?

Enough with working in mysterious ways! Please rid us of him, Drumpf, and all the other demons roaming this planet.
Or move on.
With any luck (Karma), we will.