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SalamanderSleeps

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18. Ya know I can think of a zillion things
Wed Aug 30, 2023, 03:53 PM
Aug 2023

that I would rather do with my declining years than pretend I could maintain super powers forever while doing an uncontrolled death spiral.

Angela Merkel withdrew from her position and while doing so explained to her country that she just was not as sharp as she should be as chancellor.

And by doing so she was able to move on to the next stage of her life with dignity, grace, and the admiration of people from all over the world. Even those that hated her had to respect the fact that did what she thought was best for her country.

"Mitch, after all of the harm that you have done can't you just go home to Kentucky and quietly enjoy your expanded basic cable, and central air conditioning. I'm sure that Thune, Cornyn, and that little shit Tom Cotton, amongst others, would love to drive you to the airport so they can start ransacking your office."

"Mitch, Mitch, can you hear me? Your mother is calling. You should go see what she wants."

but, this won't happen. He will have interns wheel him into the senate chamber on an electric bed.

Senatory evil is his thing, it's what he lives for, even when he doesn't exactly know where he is.

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Time for his family to sit him down and have a talk. Irish_Dem Aug 2023 #1
agreed mysteryowl Aug 2023 #3
Clear as day. Beezebub was priming him for his upcoming eternity in Hell. RobertDevereaux Aug 2023 #2
He has to go... 2naSalit Aug 2023 #4
Fortunately he had Chamber of Commerce minders available. erronis Aug 2023 #5
"Downloading update... Please standby..." Layzeebeaver Aug 2023 #6
Jeeezus ; again? He'll be stepping down quite soon. Good. MagaSmash Aug 2023 #7
Does he have PlutosHeart Aug 2023 #8
And Biden is too old, despite a solid backup in Harris elias7 Aug 2023 #9
She was pressing his reset-button or "Control-Alt-Delete" on his back. Oopsie Daisy Aug 2023 #10
I think they need to use F-disk and re-install Windows 95 at this point. His system is hobbled. n/t iscooterliberally Aug 2023 #12
There's a command I haven't heard in a long time! Oopsie Daisy Aug 2023 #14
Me too neither! I have been on Macs for a long time now once my office switched. iscooterliberally Aug 2023 #17
When she said " somebody else have a question please speak up" Fullduplexxx Aug 2023 #11
Have they tried turning him off and turning him on again? Danascot Aug 2023 #13
..... Diamond_Dog Aug 2023 #15
The Kubrick Stare DJ Porkchop Aug 2023 #16
Ya know I can think of a zillion things SalamanderSleeps Aug 2023 #18
Up next, Weekend at Mitch's. See the raucous hijinks that ensue when enablers try to act like this Comfortably_Numb Aug 2023 #19
When It Comes to the Damage They Have Done to Our Country, panfluteman Aug 2023 #20
+1000 wnylib Aug 2023 #21
Maybe he knows that he is dying and will not be around for wnylib Aug 2023 #22
Like a turtle without a shell -- the Mitch Glitch Earth-shine Aug 2023 #23
President Joe Biden is a class act and decent human being LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2023 #24
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