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82. The Swiss have a good joke about that

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 05:02 AM

Nov 2017

Three 95 year old guys are sitting on a bench.
After half an hour, one looks up and says, "Sex is nice." His head sags back down.
After another half hour, the second one looks up and says, "Christmas is also nice." His head head sags back down.
After another half hour, the third one looks up and says, "And Christmas comes more often."

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Name something you could say during sex AND at Thanksgiving dinner... [View all] True Dough Nov 2017 OP

How do you like my stuffing gopiscrap Nov 2017 #1

Good stuffing hibbing Nov 2017 #2

is that cranberry sauce gopiscrap Nov 2017 #3

You took it out too soon ! nocalflea Nov 2017 #4

Ha! Hate it when that happens. NightWatcher Nov 2017 #15

I'd like a second helping, please. I was going to say 'more, please' but MLAA Nov 2017 #5

Oh God! Oh God! The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2017 #6

Wow! CaliforniaPeggy Nov 2017 #7

This meat is so juicy hibbing Nov 2017 #8

That was delicious! fierywoman Nov 2017 #9

Oh baby, your potato salad is the best NightWatcher Nov 2017 #10

I'm ready for seconds! FM123 Nov 2017 #11

I can't believe it's been a year already. sl8 Nov 2017 #12

..... Laffy Kat Nov 2017 #20

Winner winner pangaia Nov 2017 #36

Perfect MLAA Nov 2017 #37

The Swiss have a good joke about that DFW Nov 2017 #82

You win the thread. madaboutharry Nov 2017 #90

the best n/t Lulu KC Nov 2017 #111

This message was self-deleted by its author sl8 Nov 2017 #118

Let it rest for 15 minutes hibbing Nov 2017 #13

Damn it mom! Get out of here and don't ever come back! unblock Nov 2017 #14

Whaaaa??? True Dough Nov 2017 #18

i'm guessing your thanksgivings are better than mine. unblock Nov 2017 #28

Not just my Thanksgivings, True Dough Nov 2017 #57

... unblock Nov 2017 #65

Such succulent breasts! Docreed2003 Nov 2017 #16

I am a leg man, myself GeoWilliam750 Nov 2017 #97

Give me cilla4progress Nov 2017 #17

Sorry, I think I've had too much wine hibbing Nov 2017 #19

Nice buns California_Republic Nov 2017 #21

I prefer the dark meat jberryhill Nov 2017 #22

Bah ha! California_Republic Nov 2017 #27

"delightful" DBoon Nov 2017 #23

"go away Fido" DBoon Nov 2017 #24

Go ahead True Dough Nov 2017 #25

You put the stuffing in the wrong opening California_Republic Nov 2017 #26

I just like licking the skin. n/t PoliticAverse Nov 2017 #29

come and get it! unblock Nov 2017 #30

What should I do with my bone? California_Republic Nov 2017 #31

Can you toss my salad? California_Republic Nov 2017 #32

Say when . . . madamesilverspurs Nov 2017 #33

ready for desert? unblock Nov 2017 #34

that was awesome but i really need a nap now unblock Nov 2017 #35

Let's not bother cleaning up yet, let's rest a few minutes then go at it again MLAA Nov 2017 #38

did everyone here get enough? unblock Nov 2017 #39

gobble it down! unblock Nov 2017 #40

Oh shit, is this the most hilarious thread, or. What !! pangaia Nov 2017 #41

Something with swallowing . Help me out team. California_Republic Nov 2017 #42

Nothing like a nap after all of that! MLAA Nov 2017 #43

I going to True Dough Nov 2017 #44

Ha! California_Republic Nov 2017 #48

Please honey, let's not talk about Trump right now. RandySF Nov 2017 #45

There's dirty sex (good) and then there's real obscenity (bad). hay rick Nov 2017 #63

Where's the whip cream MLAA Nov 2017 #46

This is always more fun with family! California_Republic Nov 2017 #47

Think the kitchen table TlalocW Nov 2017 #49

hehehe hibbing Nov 2017 #56

This message was self-deleted by its author RandySF Nov 2017 #50

Do you prefer legs or breasts? unblock Nov 2017 #51

I thought YOU were getting the cranberry sauce. hay rick Nov 2017 #52

Plenty of leftovers. pressbox69 Nov 2017 #53

Seconds, anyone? GeoWilliam750 Nov 2017 #98

.. you got some giblets gravy on your face California_Republic Nov 2017 #54

You're one sexy bird! pfitz59 Nov 2017 #55

Does anyone want some white meat? hay rick Nov 2017 #58

Can't wait to get a mouthful of bird nt Tree-Hugger Nov 2017 #59

I can't wait any longer... Rollo Nov 2017 #60

Just yam it in there True Dough Nov 2017 #61

Do you want this leg? 7wo7rees Nov 2017 #62

Fantastic breasts! Takket Nov 2017 #64

Can somebody please pass the condoments. hay rick Nov 2017 #66

hay rick, you joker! True Dough Nov 2017 #67

Not the wrong way I hope. hay rick Nov 2017 #68

AMEN!!!!! quickesst Nov 2017 #69

I did all the work, so you get to clean up. Beartracks Nov 2017 #70

Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? hay rick Nov 2017 #71

should i loosen my pants before we start tapermaker Nov 2017 #72

Pull the wishbone. NBachers Nov 2017 #73

What if it snaps? True Dough Nov 2017 #74

Then it would be a squishbone. NBachers Nov 2017 #75

Why don't you True Dough Nov 2017 #76

I'm nauseated MFM008 Nov 2017 #77

We wait for this all year. world wide wally Nov 2017 #78

It's hot! sakabatou Nov 2017 #79

Quite a spread... Blue Owl Nov 2017 #80

Mmmmmm!! Creamed corn! LuckyCharms Nov 2017 #81

I've never been stuffed like that in my life BamaRefugee Nov 2017 #83

More whip cream? Lochloosa Nov 2017 #84

I think you lost your napkin underpants Nov 2017 #85

We're gonna need more butter underpants Nov 2017 #86

Good gravy!! underpants Nov 2017 #87

Your legs are delicious! democratisphere Nov 2017 #88

"I want u soo bad. Right now. Deep and hard." Skittles Nov 2017 #89

I said that to the pumpkin pie yesterday. LuckyCharms Nov 2017 #92

Pass they gravy randr Nov 2017 #91

"Your Giblets are chewy" A HERETIC I AM Nov 2017 #93

You gonna eat that? nt JustABozoOnThisBus Nov 2017 #94

So, who wants to help stuffing the turkey? nightwing1240 Nov 2017 #95

The little thingy popped up. I guess its ready. n/t woodsprite Nov 2017 #96

Good one! MLAA Nov 2017 #116

Message auto-removed Name removed Nov 2017 #99

Been looking forward to this all day, and NotASurfer Nov 2017 #100

You should True Dough Nov 2017 #106

i may be guilty of amateur poetry once in a while NotASurfer Nov 2017 #107

Dammit Grandma, Danascot Nov 2017 #101

"You gonna finish that?" DetlefK Nov 2017 #102

I've been at this for hours... N_E_1 for Tennis Nov 2017 #103

I love you. vlyons Nov 2017 #104

Hey, True Dough Nov 2017 #105

Well, better luck next year..... OnDoutside Nov 2017 #108

Will there be any leftovers? Yonnie3 Nov 2017 #109

is it ready yet? Motley13 Nov 2017 #110

I'm stuffed. greatauntoftriplets Nov 2017 #112

Oh, if only. sl8 Nov 2017 #117

"Of course it's vegan!" nt Codeine Nov 2017 #113

Can I have more, please secondwind Nov 2017 #114

It's Friday, I'm ready for seconds. JustABozoOnThisBus Nov 2017 #115

Looks Like I'm Late To The Party..... becca da bakkah Nov 2017 #119

Glad you made it to dinner, becca da bakkah! True Dough Nov 2017 #120

Thanks. Happy To Be Here.... becca da bakkah Nov 2017 #121

Nothing to say by "Oh, God - yes, Yes, YES!" csziggy Nov 2017 #122

I'll have what she's having. hay rick Nov 2017 #123

Pecan pie is our only left over csziggy Nov 2017 #124