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Thu Dec 21, 2017, 04:00 PM

Dec 2017

I guess cat treats. Mostly Temptations.

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You are trapped! Your only weapon is the object at your left. What do you defend yourself with? [View all] Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 OP

a salad! unblock Dec 2017 #1

I fear you are doomed! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #30

the reign of the caesar lasted centuries! unblock Dec 2017 #41

I kick my buddy in the shin and run! He has to use the bong to defend himself! n/t brewens Dec 2017 #35

An old-fashioned swiveling piano stool. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2017 #2

Stool is indeed an offensive weapon. Orrex Dec 2017 #11

Thatll work! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #31

Contago greymattermom Dec 2017 #3

Hope its a big one! 😏 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #32

spit! samnsara Dec 2017 #4

Doomed! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #33

A Venetian blind. Thirties Child Dec 2017 #5

Could be curtains for you! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #34

Nightstand and a glass of water Tiggeroshii Dec 2017 #6

Could work! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #36

three yesphan Dec 2017 #7

Well, at least your attack will have appeal. Orrex Dec 2017 #12

Ha ! yesphan Dec 2017 #28

Slip sliding away! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #38

a phone Lifelong Protester Dec 2017 #8

Has possibilities! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #39

A mirror and a 4yr old dewsgirl Dec 2017 #9

Throw the 4yr old as a decoy and make a run for it. Ron Obvious Dec 2017 #26

I was thinking I was screwed, thanks 😉 dewsgirl Dec 2017 #51

Do as Ron says! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #40

A lamp and a Japanese Chin curled up in a ball JDC Dec 2017 #10

Toss the Chin at him then bust his noggin with the lamp! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #57

I'm gonna stab my buddy in the leg and run DashOneBravo Dec 2017 #13

Good plan! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #58

HP LaserJet M1522 Shrek Dec 2017 #14

Bummer! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #59

I pinch myself and wake up. After all, it's got to be just a nightmare. Binkie The Clown Dec 2017 #15

Doomed! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #60

I certainly hope that it's mightier than the sword Orrex Dec 2017 #16

Could work! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #61

I've got blank paper to my left - maybe we could work together Marie Marie Dec 2017 #97

A shower curtain Adsos Letter Dec 2017 #17

Doomed! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #62

Electric stapler? AzureCrest Dec 2017 #18

Has potential! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #64

Bottle of Motrin jberryhill Dec 2017 #19

You may want to down the whole thing! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #66

A stack of papers Sanity Claws Dec 2017 #20

The silver lining! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #68

a red swing line stapler DBoon Dec 2017 #21

Might work! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #69

A cup of coffee. Arkansas Granny Dec 2017 #22

Drink quickly! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #100

2 sleeping cats. nt irisblue Dec 2017 #23

Appetizers! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #104

Cats, the new tapas.🙎 irisblue Dec 2017 #112

A box cutter atreides1 Dec 2017 #24

Might work! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #105

Toilet paper d_r Dec 2017 #25

So now we all know where you are. Doreen Dec 2017 #93

Oh crap! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #106

A calico cat. cloudbase Dec 2017 #27

The cat is the treat! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #107

A pillow. dawg day Dec 2017 #29

Same here. Just a throw pillow Roland99 Dec 2017 #53

You aint wrong! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #108

My terrier matt819 Dec 2017 #37

I've a sleeping 4lb chihuahua. We're doomed! NightWatcher Dec 2017 #46

Terrier! Yum! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #109

A TV with muted Donald J. Trump MuseRider Dec 2017 #42

Theyll ignore him! Theyre looking for brains! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #113

LOL MuseRider Dec 2017 #129

Roll of Charmin benld74 Dec 2017 #43

Crap! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #115

Point to the shiny object on my right Deb Dec 2017 #44

Doomed! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #116

A lovely knitted throw AJT Dec 2017 #45

You just may have the situation covered! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #117

I don't have much to choose from: a mouse, cup of coffee, post-it notes, and a pencil. n/t woodsprite Dec 2017 #47

MacGyver would work wonders with those dlwickham Dec 2017 #49

Use them wisely! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #118

a pair of socks dlwickham Dec 2017 #48

Clean or dirty! 😏 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #119

dirty dlwickham Dec 2017 #130

You have a chance! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #132

A lamp. MrScorpio Dec 2017 #50

A deadly weapon if used correctly! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #120

A pair of headphones. Cheap ones, too. Yikes. mahatmakanejeeves Dec 2017 #52

Despair not! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #121

I'll take on my attacker with a left-right combo. NT mahatmakanejeeves Dec 2017 #122

My 50-pound catahoula doggo. Laffy Kat Dec 2017 #54

Yum! Rotting flesh! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #123

Car door. mac56 Dec 2017 #55

You may want to jump out the window! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #124

Either my office telephone or my lamp. lunatica Dec 2017 #56

A good one! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #125

A salt lamp MontanaMama Dec 2017 #63

Not necessarily! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #133

My purse! I'm in luck! Phentex Dec 2017 #65

Poor zombie! 😢 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #134

a tissue box, Chapstick, a glass of water and empty gum wrapper tymorial Dec 2017 #67

Yep! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #135

I'm in luck Runningdawg Dec 2017 #70

Whoa! You'll live the tell the tale because of the tails.nt Laffy Kat Dec 2017 #71

Negan? Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #136

Nah Runningdawg Dec 2017 #138

A paper coffee cup. geardaddy Dec 2017 #72

Bummer! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #137

My phone. Maybe I can call Liam Neeson Algernon Moncrieff Dec 2017 #73

Hopefully you have him on speed dial! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #139

Table lamp sarge43 Dec 2017 #74

Indeed! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #140

Stereo Headphones Leith Dec 2017 #75

I was wondering that myself, reading through this thread dewsgirl Dec 2017 #83

Oh oh! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #141

To my immediate left right now is a bottle of Tequila pink-o Dec 2017 #76

You could do shots! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #144

My knitting needles! NanceGreggs Dec 2017 #77

Think youll have time to knit it a sweater? 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #145

Guess I'd need to feed him my delicious roast beef sandwich and then hit him over the head with skylucy Dec 2017 #78

Good luck! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #146

A faux polyester fur blanket. applegrove Dec 2017 #79

Sorry! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #147

America's Pencil: Corvo Bianco Dec 2017 #80

#2 will do! ✏️👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #148

A box of Christmas cards/envelopes I'm addressing. eom Frustratedlady Dec 2017 #81

A task youll never have to do again! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #149

Walbash blue's Walbash Blues Dec 2017 #82

Might work! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #150

My Assisted Opening Tac Knife ProfessorGAC Dec 2017 #84

Absolutely! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #151

A couch pillow rownesheck Dec 2017 #85

Ouch! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #155

Knitting needle crazycatlady Dec 2017 #86

+100000😉 irisblue Dec 2017 #89

Poor zombie! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #156

LOL! A 22 pound long haired Maine Coon?? raven mad Dec 2017 #87

Ah! An hors doeuvre! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #158

Well I have a 40 cal. Springfield semi-auto loaded with 17 rounds in the night stand doc03 Dec 2017 #88

Of course! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #159

My nephews red ryder bb gun and Watchfoxheadexplodes Dec 2017 #90

Youll shoot your eye out! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #160

Earl Grey tea, I suppose. Codeine Dec 2017 #91

You could invite him for a cuppa and a bite! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #161

My cat Taffy. trueblue2007 Dec 2017 #92

Can't see her picture irisblue Dec 2017 #154

Sounds tasty! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #162

i hope this works now...... TAFFY trueblue2007 Dec 2017 #185

My TV remote control csziggy Dec 2017 #94

See ya! Wouldnt want to be ya! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #163

A heavy floor lamp with thick glass and my cell phone. Doreen Dec 2017 #95

Thatll do! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #164

Damn, my iPad.. denbot Dec 2017 #96

Sniff! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #165

A bowl. area51 Dec 2017 #98

Uh-oh indeed! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #166

A 16 year old cat! jpak Dec 2017 #99

Oh my! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #167

My fiancee is sitting to my left PJMcK Dec 2017 #101

Youre in for a tough decision! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #168

An empty earplug box. DetlefK Dec 2017 #102

Damn! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #169

A seven-piece manicure set in a "genuine leather made in Korea" case Glorfindel Dec 2017 #103

I suppose you could! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #170

My body is a weapon. malthaussen Dec 2017 #110

Alrighty then! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #172

Reading glasses Sailor65x1 Dec 2017 #111

Dayum ....can I be in your traveling group? irisblue Dec 2017 #114

MacGyver?👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #173

My 9 lb chihuahua . flying_wahini Dec 2017 #126

Mmmmm! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #174

My two Great Pyrenees Bayard Dec 2017 #127

As much as I like dogs! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #175

Desk, nightstand, hockey stick or katana sakabatou Dec 2017 #128

Choose wisely! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #176

A large, velvet covered, feather filled throw pillow. CottonBear Dec 2017 #131

Keep us posted! 🧟‍♂️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2017 #177

Ceramic coffee mug blogslut Dec 2017 #142

a mission style table lamp with a HEAVY metal base or my 40 ounce hydro flask. hlthe2b Dec 2017 #143

Desk phone.......I guess I can try to brain it with the hand set. Thomas Hurt Dec 2017 #152

A cinnamon roll Siwsan Dec 2017 #153

Either my laptop or a 44oz cup from Jack In The Box. Initech Dec 2017 #157

a stapler! Javaman Dec 2017 #171

I have an 80 pound Black Lab Mix at my feet janterry Dec 2017 #178

A Fender Telecaster! Still In Wisconsin Dec 2017 #179

I hope you like relics Jeroen Dec 2017 #181

Are you kidding? I AM a relic! Still In Wisconsin Dec 2017 #184

Hmm gibraltar72 Dec 2017 #180

A napkin holder! kairos12 Dec 2017 #182

A million dollar check mainstreetonce Dec 2017 #183