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34. Two nuns walk into a liquor store and ask for a fifth of bourbon.

Reply to ornotna (Original post)

Sun Dec 31, 2017, 01:51 AM

Dec 2017

The clerk says, "Why, sisters, what in the world are you thinking, buying booze like this?"

One of the nuns answers, "Oh, no...you have the wrong idea. This is medicinal! It's for the Mother Superior's constipation."

He sells them the bottle.

A few hours later as he's closing up shop he goes out into the alley to take out the trash, and there he finds the two nuns out by the dumpster, too drunk to even stand up anymore.

"Sisters! You told me this was for the Mother Superior's constipation!"

One nun looks up at him and says, "You bet your sweet little ass it is, big boy. When she sees us in this condition, she's gonna shit!"

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