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LuckyCharms

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5. Pony walks into a bar and takes a seat.

Sun Feb 4, 2018, 07:41 PM

Feb 2018

He orders a beer.

Bartender gets a bit distracted and shakily says...Uh, yeah, sure, one beer coming up. Give me one second though, I need to go in the back room. I'll be right back.

The bartender runs back to the kitchen and yells out to the staff...Holy shit guys! Come out and look at this! There's a pony sitting at the bar, and he's hung like a freaking horse!

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Know any good "walks into a bar" jokes? [View all] red dog 1 Feb 2018 OP

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Love it! SchrodingersCatbox Feb 2018 #22

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