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Major Nikon

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9. Guy walks into a bar...

Sun Feb 4, 2018, 08:02 PM

Feb 2018

Sees a monkey sitting on the bar shoving peanuts into his ass before he eats them.

Guy says to the bartender, "That's one stupid monkey"

Bartender says, "No, that's one smart monkey. Last month he ate the cue ball off the pool table and couldn't pass it. Now he checks everything for size first."

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Know any good "walks into a bar" jokes? [View all] red dog 1 Feb 2018 OP

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I love that one. nt zanana1 Feb 2018 #25

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LOL! LuckyCharms Feb 2018 #17

Good one! red dog 1 Feb 2018 #29

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Not a walks-into-a-bar joke, but your name made me think of this one: The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2018 #21

Love it! SchrodingersCatbox Feb 2018 #22

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Warning: This one is disgusting. rusty quoin Feb 2018 #31

A neutron walks into a bar sakabatou Feb 2018 #32