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24. Two chemists walk into a bar

Mon Feb 5, 2018, 07:48 AM

Feb 2018

"I'll have an H20," says the first, and he drinks it.

"I'll have an H20 too," says the second and he drinks it and dies.

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Know any good "walks into a bar" jokes? [View all] red dog 1 Feb 2018 OP

A termite walks into a bar and asks muntrv Feb 2018 #1

I love that one. nt zanana1 Feb 2018 #25

here you go crazycatlady Feb 2018 #2

A priest, a Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. longship Feb 2018 #3

A skeleton walks into a bar Glorfindel Feb 2018 #4

Pony walks into a bar and takes a seat. LuckyCharms Feb 2018 #5

A horse walks into a bar. Ohiogal Feb 2018 #6

A glum looking horse walks into a bar. LuckyCharms Feb 2018 #7

Pirate walks into a bar LuckyCharms Feb 2018 #8

Another pirate walks into a bar. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2018 #12

LOL! LuckyCharms Feb 2018 #17

Good one! red dog 1 Feb 2018 #29

Guy walks into a bar... Major Nikon Feb 2018 #9

That's a keeper ornotna Feb 2018 #18

Two lawyers walk into a bar Alpeduez21 Feb 2018 #10

Jesus walks into a bar and sets three nails down on the counter milestogo Feb 2018 #11

Giraffe walks into a bar yankeepants Feb 2018 #13

A thousand lemmings walk into a bar TlalocW Feb 2018 #14

Three logicians walk into a bar TlalocW Feb 2018 #15

A guy walks into a bar TlalocW Feb 2018 #16

Afraid not Brother Buzz Feb 2018 #19

A neutron walks into a bar SchrodingersCatbox Feb 2018 #20

Not a walks-into-a-bar joke, but your name made me think of this one: The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2018 #21

Love it! SchrodingersCatbox Feb 2018 #22

A guy walks into a bar... edbermac Feb 2018 #23

Two chemists walk into a bar Orrex Feb 2018 #24

A woman walks into a bar and says, rzemanfl Feb 2018 #26

A magician walks down the street and turns into a bar... Wounded Bear Feb 2018 #27

Two atoms are walking down the street. Aristus Feb 2018 #28

A dyslexic walks into a bra. Le Gaucher Feb 2018 #30

Warning: This one is disgusting. rusty quoin Feb 2018 #31

A neutron walks into a bar sakabatou Feb 2018 #32