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11. 1. Accidental discharge while cleaning her gun

Tue May 29, 2018, 01:39 PM

May 2018

2. Gunned down during a mass shooting with a shooter using an AR-15.
3. Back alley abortion complications after her situation ruled illegal to get abortion in her state.
4. Death from carrying a dangerous pregnancy to term because of the anti-abortion laws.
5. Poisoned by substances that were previously illegal before Trump's EPA.
6. Crushed by a trucker operating unsafely after the hours allowed to drive had been relaxed.

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If Roseanne were to continue without Barr, how would you eliminate her character? [View all] Floyd R. Turbo May 2018 OP

Just replace her... JaneQPublic May 2018 #1

LOLOL... I love it. Can you imagine Trump if Rosie O'Donnell took the spot?!!! hlthe2b May 2018 #3

John Goodman's first line... lame54 May 2018 #51

One option! Floyd R. Turbo May 2018 #4

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It's been successfully done! Rhiannon12866 May 2018 #41

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I prefer the suggestion that Rosie... lame54 May 2018 #53

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Holy sheet! Floyd R. Turbo May 2018 #6

LOL. At first I read "Trumpled". Arkansas Granny May 2018 #13

Even better! Xipe Totec May 2018 #16

She Took A Job In Trump's Re-Election Campaign And Moved To Washington.... global1 May 2018 #5

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One! One for sure! 👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo May 2018 #31

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Maybe! Floyd R. Turbo May 2018 #33

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That'll leave a mark! 😏 Floyd R. Turbo May 2018 #35

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Dan could find a sex tape of her and Trump riding bareback and Dan shoots her. Autumn May 2018 #21

There goes lunch! Floyd R. Turbo May 2018 #44

She's sent to prison for cooking meth. The Velveteen Ocelot May 2018 #22

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Well we all know that "Big Mac" is not an euphemism! 😏 Floyd R. Turbo May 2018 #46

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