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5. I worked delivering pizzas on and off for 3 years and never once got laid by a customer

Sun May 27, 2012, 08:41 PM

May 2012

FALSE ADVERTISING!!!

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Porn is hurting men... [View all] originalpckelly May 2012 OP

I'm interested in how you got from porn to pizza. aikoaiko May 2012 #1

Unfortunately, I know the reference. HopeHoops May 2012 #2

What's bad for the guys is that all they keep getting are tips... originalpckelly May 2012 #3

(groan) HopeHoops May 2012 #4

It's the classic porn scenario WhoIsNumberNone May 2012 #6

You speak as if this doesn't happen in real life Major Nikon May 2012 #13

Probably because no one wants to get knocked up... originalpckelly May 2012 #7

It was a shitty job in the 80s WhoIsNumberNone May 2012 #9

I never got nothing...well there was that incident with the peacock underpants May 2012 #10

Don't order extra Sausage Son of Gob May 2012 #11

Or cable guys ProudToBeBlueInRhody May 2012 #12

Don't be fatuous, Rhody. n/t Chan790 May 2012 #18

When I was growing up... WillParkinson May 2012 #14

Ah, the great auteur William Higgins. 6000eliot May 2012 #16

When I was delivering pizzas... Archae May 2012 #15

Do you remember the address? Scuba May 2012 #17