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Response to mrmpa (Original post)

Sun Jun 3, 2012, 09:30 PM

1. Nope, just this...


You'll know the song.

Well I ain't no rock 'n' roller
I'm just a common dude.
I once had me a girlfriend
She was an awful prude.

She wouldn't let me
Get inside her pants, no way.
She said the Devil
Was trying to lead me astray.

Ah, but fortunately
I have a key
To escape this chastity.

Hope you don't see me tonight
With my pud in my hand.
It may not be the best
But it relaxes my gland.

Won't you please tell the girls
I won't impregnate anyone.
No, I'm just trying to have me some fun.

Ho hum, my girlfriends a nun.

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