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HopeHoops

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2. Dear Abby, Dear Abby, I'm stoned all to Jesus

Reply to mrmpa (Original post)

Mon Jun 4, 2012, 11:28 AM

Jun 2012

The world's spinning 'round and I'm jonesin' on Cheetos.
There's dildos and narwhals all over the walls. FUCK YEAH!!!!!!1!
And creepy crawly things all over my balls.
Signed, The Bong Man.

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Any new lyrics to add to this classic? [View all] mrmpa Jun 2012 OP

Nope, just this... Scuba Jun 2012 #1

help me............ mrmpa Jun 2012 #6

Here ya go... Scuba Jun 2012 #7

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, I'm stoned all to Jesus HopeHoops Jun 2012 #2

Ding, Ding........... mrmpa Jun 2012 #3

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, I lost an alert rug Jun 2012 #4

Escellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eom mrmpa Jun 2012 #5