Dear Abby, Dear Abby, I lost an alert (Reply #4)

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Mon Jun 4, 2012, 06:33 PM

rug (82,333 posts)

4. Dear Abby, Dear Abby, I lost an alert

I had no idea the damn thing would spurt
I hate being hidden, that damn horny kitten
Next time I'll be careful, I'll post about chicken
S i i i gned,
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7 replies	Author	Time	Post
Any new lyrics to add to this classic? [View all]	mrmpa	Jun 2012	OP
Nope, just this...	Scuba	Jun 2012	#1
help me............	mrmpa	Jun 2012	#6
Here ya go...	Scuba	Jun 2012	#7
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, I'm stoned all to Jesus	HopeHoops	Jun 2012	#2
Ding, Ding...........	mrmpa	Jun 2012	#3
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, I lost an alert	rug	Jun 2012	#4
Escellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eom	mrmpa	Jun 2012	#5

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