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17. Knock Knock

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Mon Nov 25, 2019, 10:14 PM

Nov 2019

Who's there?

Wijah

Wijah who?

Wijah lock the damn door?

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Heard any good "Knock Knock" jokes lately? [View all] red dog 1 Nov 2019 OP

Knock, knock. The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2019 #1

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As any Talking Head would say: Zambero Nov 2019 #2

Knock knock... LakeArenal Nov 2019 #3

Cantelope without a man--way I learned it in 50s bobbieinok Jan 2020 #77

Knock knock... Ohiogal Nov 2019 #4

A minicab driver told me that one Leith Nov 2019 #6

My favorite knock knock joke of all time nt yellowdogintexas Nov 2019 #11

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Now I see you in a whole other light... Harker Nov 2019 #18

This message was self-deleted by its author Freelancer Nov 2019 #7

Knock, knock. Aristus Nov 2019 #8

That's mine! Wawannabe Nov 2019 #13

I'm sorry I robbed you of the pleasure. Aristus Nov 2019 #15

Knock Knock..... A HERETIC I AM Nov 2019 #9

ROFLMFAO!!! Wawannabe Nov 2019 #14

... A HERETIC I AM Nov 2019 #16

My grand-nephew pulled this one on me Shrek Nov 2019 #10

Yes! Marthe48 Nov 2019 #12

That's my favorite knock knock joke... hunter Dec 2019 #28

Most people can come up with one Marthe48 Dec 2019 #29

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My favorite from childhood, long ago... Glorfindel Nov 2019 #19

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Why are there no "Knock Knock" jokes about America? red dog 1 Dec 2019 #50

Love that one underpants Dec 2019 #53

Would it be morally wrong... SeattleVet Dec 2019 #51

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