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Cirque du So-What

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1. And when he does come...

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Dec 1, 2019, 07:28 PM

Dec 2019

it’s down the chimney.

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Know any good Christmas jokes? [View all] red dog 1 Dec 2019 OP

And when he does come... Cirque du So-What Dec 2019 #1

Company Party MyOwnPeace Dec 2019 #2

Here's one of my favorites customerserviceguy Dec 2019 #3

LOL!! 2naSalit Dec 2019 #11

Thank you. n/t customerserviceguy Dec 2019 #13

And that's down the chimney ! Captain Zero Dec 2019 #4

I kinda liked this one just today on DU benld74 Dec 2019 #5

Q) - What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? red dog 1 Dec 2019 #6

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #7

Q)..Where does Santa send the elves' wages? red dog 1 Dec 2019 #8

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? red dog 1 Dec 2019 #9

Knock Knock red dog 1 Dec 2019 #10

Mailman... 2naSalit Dec 2019 #12

Lmao! Polybius Dec 2019 #22

Hahahahaha Marthe48 Dec 2019 #28

Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? red dog 1 Dec 2019 #14

What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? red dog 1 Dec 2019 #15

Why should you never mess with Santa? red dog 1 Dec 2019 #16

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #17

What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #18

What do you call Santa's helpers? red dog 1 Dec 2019 #19

This was my English Professor's favorite Joke and she told it every year. Haggis for Breakfast Dec 2019 #27

Why did Santa send his daughter to college? red dog 1 Dec 2019 #20

What did the tree skirt say to the Christmas tree? Polybius Dec 2019 #21

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off? red dog 1 Dec 2019 #23

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #24

Knock Knock red dog 1 Dec 2019 #25

Angel on the Christmas tree. TomSlick Dec 2019 #26

Best Christmas Joke Ever ChubbyStar Dec 2019 #31

Not original with me. TomSlick Dec 2019 #32

What do snowmen call their offspring? MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #29

here you go quickesst Dec 2019 #30

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? benld74 Dec 2019 #33

America's GOP. They are a Christmas joke every year. KY_EnviroGuy Dec 2019 #34

What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents? red dog 1 Dec 2019 #35

What is Santa's favorite snack food? red dog 1 Dec 2019 #36

A Christmas knock knock joke red dog 1 Dec 2019 #37