Know any good Christmas jokes?

[MyOwnPeace]

2. Company Party

Three guys went to the "company party" and had too good of a time and proceeded to get into a fatal crash upon leaving.
When the three arrived at St. Pete's Pearly Gate, they were told that "the Boss" wasn't happy with their behavior on the birthday of His Son.
However, if they could prove that they were "really" celebrating the birthday by producing some evidence on them, they could still be admitted.

The first guy reached into his pocket and pulled out his keys, held them in the air and began to jingle them.

St. Peter said, "What is that supposed to be?"

The first guy said, "They represent the bells of Christmas heard throughout the world!"

St. Peter smiled and said, "You may enter, my son."

The second guy had a worried look on his face, but then reached into his pocket and pulled out his money clip, loaded with a healthy stack of bills. Fanning them out he smiled and showed them to St. Peter.

"What is that about?" asked St. Peter.

"Why, it represents the ivy and its importance in the story of Christmas and the life of His Son."

Again, St. Peter smiled and said, "You may enter, my son."

By now guy number three was sweating bullets. But suddenly he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of lace panties.

"And WHAT do those have to do with Christmas?" asked a shocked St. Peter.

"Why, don't you know?" replied the man.

"They're Carols!"