A mailman is delivering mail in a rather upscale neighborhood and he's getting some nice gifts from the folks along the way. He's got a couple bottles of scotch and some candy and what not, it's a well to do bunch of folks in this neighborhood.
As he arrives at one rather nice home that has one of those slots in the door for mail, the door opens wide and there stands a very attractive, scantily clad woman who asks him if he'd like some lunch. He accepts and the nice lady makes him a very nice lunch. As he's finishing she begins to rub his shoulders and asks him if he'd like to go upstairs for a little afternoon romp. He thinks about it for a moment and accepts the offer so they go upstairs and...
After they've had a good time and he gets up and dresses himself she slips up beside him and hands him $10. At this point the mailman is really wondering what's going on and says, "Lady, lunch was great, this little romp was quite a pleasant surprise but I don't get the money thing."
The lady replies, "Well I asked my husband what we should give the mailman for Christmas and he said, 'Screw him, give him ten bucks!' ...lunch was MY idea!"
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