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red dog 1

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33. "A day without sunshine is like...night."

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Sat Dec 14, 2019, 04:18 PM

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Know any good one-liner jokes? [View all] red dog 1 Nov 2019 OP

This message was self-deleted by its author NightWatcher Nov 2019 #1

Wish I could remember jokes! Karadeniz Nov 2019 #2

My favorite... Harker Nov 2019 #3

I thought my nose was running... LakeArenal Nov 2019 #4

They called him "The Pianist" LakeArenal Nov 2019 #5

I don't get it Piasladic Dec 2019 #15

My wife thought I should iron my shirt right away, Maine-i-acs Nov 2019 #6

My friend sold a million baby birds - Maine-i-acs Nov 2019 #7

I had to get my back fixed in Egypt, Maine-i-acs Nov 2019 #8

I spotted an albino Dalmation today - it was the least I could do. csziggy Nov 2019 #9

That's two lines, Red. n/t Harker Nov 2019 #10

Not anymore red dog 1 Dec 2019 #13

Ah. The ol' ellipsis response... n/t Harker Dec 2019 #16

Here's a whole bunch of em Ohiogal Nov 2019 #11

I'm terrible at remembering names. Binkie The Clown Dec 2019 #12

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #14

I ate a clock yesterday..it was very time consuming." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #17

It was so cold last night flashers were describing themselves to people. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #18

Nanny Pelosi crashed a bridge game at the White House and immediately bid One No Trump. n/t DFW Dec 2019 #19

Steven Wright is my favorite FakeNoose Dec 2019 #20

Steven Wright is great. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #22

Bring me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #21

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #23

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #24

I made a mistake once backtoblue Dec 2019 #25

My hubby is so not handy, he thinks Black & Decker is a law firm. FM123 Dec 2019 #26

A man fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself. NBachers Dec 2019 #27

I told my doctor I broke my leg in 2 places..He told me to quit going to those places. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #28

The other day I broke 70..That's a lot of clubs! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #29

Just got back from a pleasure trip...I took my mother-in-law to the airport. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #30

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #31

I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #32

"A day without sunshine is like...night." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #33

"I tried to change my password to "penis" but they said it was too short. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #34

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor! MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #35