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red dog 1

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45. A soccer ball walks into a bar

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Sat Dec 21, 2019, 01:42 PM

Dec 2019

The bartender kicks him out.

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Heard any good "walks into a bar" jokes lately? [View all] red dog 1 Nov 2019 OP

LOL LuckyCharms Nov 2019 #1

There was the time a magician walked down the street... Wounded Bear Nov 2019 #2

That guy DENVERPOPS Nov 2019 #3

Pavlov went to the pub. When the bell above the door rang, he said "Shit, I forgot to feed the dog". Midnight Writer Nov 2019 #4

Those were great! Thanks ❤❤❤ Karadeniz Nov 2019 #5

Martin O'Malley walks into a bar... BuffaloJackalope Nov 2019 #6

A raging asshole, a professional golfer, and a guy who spends way too much time on Twitter... Initech Nov 2019 #7

Good one! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #13

Only take out that bit Wawannabe Dec 2019 #31

Horse walks into a bar COLGATE4 Nov 2019 #8

A priest, a rabbi and a man with a parrot on his head walk into a bar. BKDem Nov 2019 #9

Okay. Got me. Harker Nov 2019 #10

A guy walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #12

Thats a RABBI walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder Captain Zero Dec 2019 #30

Thanks for catching that red dog 1 Dec 2019 #35

Trump, Pence, and McConnell walked into a bar. Flaleftist Nov 2019 #11

A Roman walks into a bar, sticks 2 fingers up to the bartender & says "Five beers please!" MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #14

Caught me empedocles Jan 2020 #76

Two peanuts walk into a bar, one was assaulted. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #15

An old man, a boy, and two droids walk into a bar... hunter Dec 2019 #16

Yes! underpants Dec 2019 #26

Good one! nt tblue37 Dec 2019 #36

That wasn't the joke you were thinking about (wave of the hand). keithbvadu2 Jan 2020 #51

A drunken man wanders into a Catholic church panader0 Dec 2019 #17

A bartender says "We don't serve time travelers in here." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #18

A guy walks into a bar & sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls red dog 1 Dec 2019 #19

Bartender: What rhymes with orange? ThoughtCriminal Dec 2019 #20

A pony walks into a bar... LuckyCharms Dec 2019 #21

A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender says: red dog 1 Dec 2019 #22

a dyslexic man walks into a bra. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #23

A five-dollar bill walks into a bar red dog 1 Dec 2019 #24

Charles Dickens walks into a bar & orders a martini MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #25

A moth walks into a bar underpants Dec 2019 #27

A Dyslexic walks into a bra. Ohiogal Dec 2019 #28

Two Nuns walk into a bar sdfernando Dec 2019 #29

A Catholic Priest a Nun and a Rabbi walk into a bar. Mr.Bill Jan 2020 #74

Present, past and future walk into a bar kacekwl Dec 2019 #32

A tennis ball walks into a bar..The bartender says: "Have you been served?" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #33

3 vampires walk into a bar red dog 1 Dec 2019 #34

A guy ascrodin Dec 2019 #37

Welcome to DU! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #39

A Canadian, a Texan, and a tea bagger walk into a bar red dog 1 Dec 2019 #38

2 termites walk into a bar red dog 1 Dec 2019 #40

A ghost walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits." MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #41

A woman walks into a bar with a ladder, red dog 1 Dec 2019 #42

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #43

Helium walked into a bar maxrandb Dec 2019 #44

A soccer ball walks into a bar red dog 1 Dec 2019 #45

An Irishman walks into a bar, red dog 1 Dec 2019 #46

An Irishman walks out of a bar rickford66 Jan 2020 #77

A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says, red dog 1 Dec 2019 #47

E-flat walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #48

An amnesiac walks into a bar. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #49

A ghost walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve spirits." MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #50

A neutron walks into a bar & orders a drink red dog 1 Jan 2020 #52

A Black Widow walks into a bar red dog 1 Jan 2020 #53

An amoeba walks into a bar red dog 1 Jan 2020 #54

An eel walks into a bar red dog 1 Jan 2020 #55

Donald Trump walks into a bar, and the bartender says: MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #56

A weasel walks into a bar red dog 1 Jan 2020 #57

Guy walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #58

A blind man walks into a bar, red dog 1 Jan 2020 #59

A man walks into a bar owned by horses MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #60

A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #61

A guy walks into a wedding reception..He goes up to the bartender and asks red dog 1 Jan 2020 #62

A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says: MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #63

A dwarf walks under a bar. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #64

I walked into a bar once. Hurt like hell. BuffaloJackalope Jan 2020 #65

Two Hydrogen atoms walk into a bar red dog 1 Jan 2020 #66

A measle walks into a bar, and the bartender says red dog 1 Jan 2020 #67

What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #68

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. A-Schwarzenegger Jan 2020 #69

So a guy walks into a bar at the top floor of large skyscraper... MicaelS Jan 2020 #70

A jackass, a turtle, and a Trump-worshiper walk into a bar red dog 1 Jan 2020 #71

Two fonts walk into a bar... Roland99 Jan 2020 #72

Two deer walk out of a gay bar..One of them turns to the other and says: red dog 1 Jan 2020 #73

A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender "Have you seen my brother?" red dog 1 Jan 2020 #75

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" Brother Buzz Feb 2020 #78

I am so going to get flamed, tarred and feathered for this..... Xolodno Feb 2020 #79

A man with authority walks into a bar and orders everybody around. red dog 1 Feb 2020 #80

A brain walks into a bar and the bartender says: red dog 1 Feb 2020 #81

A goat walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve kids here." red dog 1 Feb 2020 #82

A cable TV installer walks into a bar and the bartender says: red dog 1 Feb 2020 #83

Funny LaelthsDaughter Feb 2020 #84

A golf club walks into a bar and orders a beer red dog 1 Feb 2020 #85

A man wearing a tie fastener walks into a bar, and the bartender says: red dog 1 Feb 2020 #86