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benld74

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6. If I was only,,,

Reply to maxrandb (Original post)

Mon May 11, 2020, 03:11 PM

May 2020

The new activities director for the rec center walked in, all the retirees quickly took notice. She was 20-something, statuesque, and gorgeous.
The 1st guy whispered, “She makes me wish I was 30 years older.”
The 2nd guy replies, “Don’t you mean 30 years younger?”
“No the 1st guy says, “If I were 30 years younger, I’d still never have a chance with a woman like that. If I were 30 years older, it wouldn’t bother me so much.”

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