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Harker

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21. While having a seven course Irish dinner...

Reply to mopinko (Original post)

Fri Oct 30, 2020, 08:12 AM

Oct 2020

(a six-pack and a potato), Padraig asks Sean: "Sean, my friend - when I die, will you do me the honor of pouring a bottle of fine Irish whiskey over my grave?" Sean thinks it through, and replies, "of course I will, my dearest friend... ehhh... you'll not mind, naturally, my passing it through my body first?"

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got any good irish jokes? [View all] mopinko Oct 2020 OP

Who are the Irish that use single-ply toilet paper? Buckeye_Democrat Oct 2020 #1

oh dang. i resemble that joke. mopinko Oct 2020 #2

Lol! TMI: I made it up while in the restroom... Buckeye_Democrat Oct 2020 #3

lol. well, can you think that fast on your feet? mopinko Oct 2020 #6

Some of my best thinking happens while on the toilet. Buckeye_Democrat Oct 2020 #7

What part are you going to? I've been there two times and I love the place and I'm not Irish!! mitch96 Oct 2020 #4

well, kinnity castle will be home base. mopinko Oct 2020 #5

People from Mayo are VERY proud of their county.. As they say there is Mayo and then the "other" mitch96 Oct 2020 #8

a ballad that gets me teary- mopinko Oct 2020 #9

My grandfather was from Balinah, County Mayo. yankeepants Oct 2020 #13

c'mon ppl. mopinko Oct 2020 #10

Why do the Irish fight with each other? Mr.Bill Oct 2020 #11

both true. mopinko Oct 2020 #12

..... North Shore Chicago Oct 2020 #14

ok neighbor. mopinko Oct 2020 #15

When we North Shore Chicago Oct 2020 #16

my late FIL was polish. mopinko Oct 2020 #17

What is foreplay to an Irishman? SCantiGOP Oct 2020 #18

works a tad better w the gaelic name- mopinko Oct 2020 #27

Irishman walks out of a bar.... bluecollar2 Oct 2020 #19

well, sure. mopinko Oct 2020 #20

While having a seven course Irish dinner... Harker Oct 2020 #21

lol. mopinko Oct 2020 #22

The Irish dinner preamble (a stand alone joke) Harker Oct 2020 #24

care to share? mopinko Oct 2020 #25

Well... Harker Oct 2020 #28

well, i meant the dinner preamble, but yeah. mopinko Oct 2020 #30

Heh. Harker Oct 2020 #32

i mean, mine is downright bony. mopinko Oct 2020 #34

That we are. Harker Oct 2020 #35

why paddy's not at work today. mopinko Oct 2020 #23

what's an irish love triangle? mopinko Oct 2020 #26

Or a man and two bottles. n/t Harker Oct 2020 #33

Why are Irish jokes so simple benld74 Oct 2020 #29

lol. good one. mopinko Oct 2020 #31