My wife is going to kill me and I [View all]

[LSFL]

deserve it. But it's so funny.

When she asks me to do something I don't want to do I go limp. Not playing dead, just limp and catatonic. She gets really strident and soon begins pulling at me. It is so hard not to laugh. I wish I wasn't so big. I believe she would have dragged my limp carcass all the way to the car today. Immature, I know. But she does it to me too but usually gives in faster.
If the timing is right and she does a particularly vigorous pull, I fart as loud as I can. Then I pretend to snap out of it and deny all knowledge of the incident. Then I do my chore