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Lochloosa

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Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon Oct 4, 2021, 08:30 PM

Oct 2021

Chuck Norris.

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Know any good Chuck Norris jokes? [View all] red dog 1 Oct 2021 OP

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer underpants Oct 2021 #1

Chuck Norris...is the joke! Enter stage left Oct 2021 #2

You beat me to it! MLAA Oct 2021 #7

Hear Hear, Sir The Magistrate Oct 2021 #8

You know why there are so many Chuck Norris jokes and no Bruce Lee ones? Eko Oct 2021 #3

This is my favorite MissB Oct 2021 #12

I was 12 years old in El Paso, Tx when Good Guys Wear Black came out. Snarkoleptic Oct 2021 #4

These jokes are as bad as... Lochloosa Oct 2021 #5

Just this on ... marble falls Oct 2021 #6

Is that a badger or a raccoon he's wearing? oasis Jan 2022 #60

Crust and mold, but hey, he's just a colorful old wad. marble falls Feb 2022 #64

There aren't any nt RainCaster Oct 2021 #9

Sure. Haven't you ever seen his acting? RockRaven Oct 2021 #10

No, thank you. NullTuples Oct 2021 #11

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle red dog 1 Oct 2021 #13

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball red dog 1 Oct 2021 #14

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors red dog 1 Oct 2021 #15

Wh did Chuck Norris become a Republican? MatthewHatesTrump2 Oct 2021 #16

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits lame54 Oct 2021 #17

That one is one of my favorites red dog 1 Oct 2021 #18

They were going to put Chuck Norris' face on Mt. Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for MatthewHatesTrump2 Oct 2021 #19

When Chuck Norris does push-ups Mr.Bill Oct 2021 #20

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a raging erection... SKKY Oct 2021 #21

Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice. SKKY Oct 2021 #22

When Alexander Graham Bell first invented the telephone... SKKY Oct 2021 #23

This message was self-deleted by its author red dog 1 Oct 2021 #24

Q) Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? red dog 1 Oct 2021 #25

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, red dog 1 Oct 2021 #26

How does Chuck Norris like his steaks cooked? MatthewHatesTrump2 Oct 2021 #27

Chuck Norris can speak Braille. red dog 1 Oct 2021 #28

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. red dog 1 Oct 2021 #29

Chuck Norris doesn't get Covid. Covid gets Chuck Norris. Xavier Breath Oct 2021 #30

Good one! red dog 1 Oct 2021 #32

Isn't he the joke? niyad Oct 2021 #31

Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, red dog 1 Oct 2021 #33

This message was self-deleted by its author red dog 1 Oct 2021 #34

When Chick Norris left for kindergarten Alpeduez21 Oct 2021 #35

I went to a Mike Huckabee campaign event in NH in 2008 with Chuck Norris as guest star... brooklynite Oct 2021 #36

Chuck Norris once made an onion cry red dog 1 Oct 2021 #37

When Chuck Norris was born, he bit off the umbilical cord himself. red dog 1 Oct 2021 #38

Roseanne Barr, Scott Baio, and Chuck Norris walk into a bar, and the bartender says red dog 1 Nov 2021 #39

Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys red dog 1 Nov 2021 #40

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. red dog 1 Nov 2021 #41

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet red dog 1 Nov 2021 #42

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open red dog 1 Nov 2021 #43

Chuck Norris can get in a bucket & lift it up with himself in it red dog 1 Nov 2021 #44

This message was self-deleted by its author red dog 1 Nov 2021 #45

Chuck Norris can open a kitchen drawer with a potato masher in it. red dog 1 Nov 2021 #46

When cars go through an intersection, they look both ways for Chuck Norris red dog 1 Nov 2021 #47

Well, since I'm apparently the only one here who likes to post Chuck Norris jokes, here's one more red dog 1 Nov 2021 #48

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. red dog 1 Jan 2022 #49

Chuck Norris doesn't read books orangecrush Jan 2022 #50

Chuck Norris can open a kitchen drawer with a potato masher in it. red dog 1 Jan 2022 #51

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet red dog 1 Jan 2022 #52

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups petronius Jan 2022 #53

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch..He simply decides what time it is red dog 1 Jan 2022 #54

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone red dog 1 Jan 2022 #55

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle red dog 1 Jan 2022 #56

Chuck Norris can speak Braille. red dog 1 Jan 2022 #57

Chuck Norris can drown a fish. red dog 1 Jan 2022 #58

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris red dog 1 Jan 2022 #59

Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms..There is no protection against Chuck Norris. red dog 1 Jan 2022 #61

Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity..He got it back the next day. red dog 1 Jan 2022 #62

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take any crap from anybody. red dog 1 Jan 2022 #63