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George McGovern

(11,296 posts)
Fri Oct 22, 2021, 03:03 PM Oct 2021

"When you kill a fly." (Sarcasm) [View all]

"When you kill a fly, it will fall to the ground, maybe writhe in pain a little, and die.

A fly then flies past the dead fly, and is heartbroken to see his comrade defeated. The fly immediately decides he has to tell the fallen's family.

The fly delivers the news to the family, who are devasted. The deceased was a husband, a father, and he never did harm to anybody. Except his role in the 'Great Fly War of 2018.' But that doesn't count.

The children are scarred beyond hope, afraid to go to the scary humans' domain again. The spouse will never be the same, going into crippling depression then getting trapped in a relationship with an abusive fly.

You. You tore apart a family and you murdered a living thing — just because he annoyed you?"

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"When you kill a fly." (Sarcasm) [View all] George McGovern Oct 2021 OP
That fly family is lying to you. Sneederbunk Oct 2021 #1
Well rats. I copied the account from the internet, thinking it mildly humorous. George McGovern Oct 2021 #2
I did not know you got it from the internet, so it must be true. Sorry. Sneederbunk Oct 2021 #3
Well yes I think you're mostly right. No need to apologize for goodness sakes. George McGovern Oct 2021 #4
There's always that one guy trof Oct 2021 #7
Yes there is trof. Thanks George McGovern Oct 2021 #12
The life of fly SCantiGOP Oct 2021 #5
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! Thanks SCantiGOP!! George McGovern Oct 2021 #6
"When you kill a fly," Wolf Frankula Oct 2021 #8
Ha Ha Yes, Kermit knows what to do. Thanks Wolf! George McGovern Oct 2021 #10
... Kali Oct 2021 #9
Cool, Kali. Thank You! George McGovern Oct 2021 #11
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