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ret5hd

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16. It is physically (as in "physics") impossible ...

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Apr 17, 2022, 10:33 PM

Apr 2022

to cut a sandwich in EITHER manner in the Planck Time between completing the assembly of the sandwich and the initiation of the first bite.

Therefore (again, according to the physical laws of our universe) your question is meaningless.

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Which way do you cut your sandwiches? [View all] True Dough Apr 2022 OP

I do the irregular diagonal Kali Apr 2022 #1

Is that True Dough Apr 2022 #3

LOL! Kali Apr 2022 #4

that's how I do it nt msongs Apr 2022 #22

Me too randr Apr 2022 #26

Both. 2naSalit Apr 2022 #2

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Apr 2022 #12

Either way then if I am eating it I press it flat so the bread is flat and has no air. applegrove Apr 2022 #5

I don't NBachers Apr 2022 #6

Depends on what's in the sandwich... RockRaven Apr 2022 #7

That too. ...nt 2naSalit Apr 2022 #17

Diagonal Tree-Hugger Apr 2022 #8

+1 c-rational Apr 2022 #10

That's a True Dough Apr 2022 #15

Depends. Grilled cheese is diagonal, but peanut butter is square. Binkie The Clown Apr 2022 #9

Diagonal for dipping bottomofthehill Apr 2022 #19

Exactly!!! How could you possibly cut a PB&J on the diagonal? nt Phoenix61 Apr 2022 #28

I don't cut them at all-let's the flavor out RainCaster Apr 2022 #11

I cut in 4. onecaliberal Apr 2022 #13

The more True Dough Apr 2022 #14

Me,too. Solly Mack Apr 2022 #21

It is physically (as in "physics") impossible ... ret5hd Apr 2022 #16

I had two kids viva la Apr 2022 #18

Diagonal happybird Apr 2022 #20

I don't unless the sandwich is large enough to warrant it. Gore1FL Apr 2022 #23

My Dad always did square. One day Mom cut my toast on the diagonal. rsdsharp Apr 2022 #24

The same way I cut my cheese Major Nikon Apr 2022 #25

I knew True Dough Apr 2022 #29

The delicate bouquet of potpourri gives me away every time Major Nikon Apr 2022 #30

My oldest--now 28--went through a period as a toddler where he'd only eat .... Laffy Kat Apr 2022 #27

Triangle - It was easier to eat for my small children. patricia92243 Apr 2022 #31

Depends on the mood I am in. If I'm feeling Emile Apr 2022 #32

I don't bake square bread, but when I did eat it... Harker Apr 2022 #33

When my granddaughter couldn't make up her mind Marthe48 Apr 2022 #34

Why cut a sandwich? It's just another step in the process. JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2022 #35

Here's what I do... LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #36

The question was True Dough Apr 2022 #37

Now you've got me wondering about that... LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #38