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52. That's pretty obscure! I thought I've heard every song there is to hear...

Mon Jun 27, 2022, 01:04 PM

Jun 2022

so thanks for the video!

Did I ever tell you that I wrote some song lyrics once?

The lyrics are great, but I have not been able to get a band to write the music for the lyrics. They all refuse to until I change the title of the song. They all tell me that the title is too long.

I tell them they are full of shit, they are my lyrics, and I'm not changing the title.

The title is: "Waiter? WAITER? There's something wrong with my goddamn tuna sandwich platter. It smells like the doorknob to the men's room on a tuna boat. Can't you guys even make a fucking tuna sandwich right"?

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I'm asking everyone to not post anything today. [View all] LuckyCharms Jun 2022 OP

Sure, Lucky. Harker Jun 2022 #1

Wait... LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #2

Good thing because it is fun True Blue American Jun 2022 #5

I'm sorry, but could you please be a little more specific as to the type of car LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #7

Looks like a '55 Alito. Cracklin Charlie Jun 2022 #14

I love those cars! LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #20

Just too bad they only go in reverse. Cracklin Charlie Jun 2022 #24

The trick is to have it towed to your destination, and then drive in LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #44

I can never see my instrument panel. Cracklin Charlie Jun 2022 #48

I can't see my instrument either since I've put on LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #49

I've unrung bells and shoved toothpaste back into the tube. Harker Jun 2022 #6

Pants? LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #8

Unlike you, I have no proper trousers. Harker Jun 2022 #9

I haven't worn pants since the beginning of the pandemic. LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #13

You're overdressed. Harker Jun 2022 #17

I'll take that as a complimet because you used the word LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #21

You've been deprived of compliments for long enough. Harker Jun 2022 #25

Well, truth be told, I get many compliments, daily! LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #37

I know. Harker Jun 2022 #43

I LOVE the tuna club LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #46

... Harker Jun 2022 #50

That's pretty obscure! I thought I've heard every song there is to hear... LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #52

That has Pink Floyd beat. Harker Jun 2022 #58

I was a dedicated blues collector, and listened to little else for a decade. Harker Jun 2022 #66

There are hints here and there. Harker Jun 2022 #67

He has a laundry line? I bet it True Blue American Jun 2022 #61

Yes! Harker Jun 2022 #63

Hmm just added those to my cart. They are very dressy, perfect for a classy zoom meeting emulatorloo Jun 2022 #22

They are perfect for Zoom meetings! LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #26

You need to check the link... Lochloosa Jun 2022 #35

I did that purposely. LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #40

$36 a pair!? True Blue American Jun 2022 #56

$36 for 3 pairs. LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #57

Better buy an extra set then. True Blue American Jun 2022 #59

Do they have pink? LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #60

Mine does! True Blue American Jun 2022 #62

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! Ptah Jun 2022 #3

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #4

I have to post. I'm the guy with the thing. dameatball Jun 2022 #10

Oh. YOU'RE the guy. Harker Jun 2022 #12

I'm the guy with the nub. LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #16

So funny. Cracklin Charlie Jun 2022 #11

Woah, whoa, wait a second... LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #15

You're gonna need clean underdraws at some point, too. Cracklin Charlie Jun 2022 #19

Seriously, I love this underwear! LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #23

Purple makes everything better... Harker Jun 2022 #28

Yes, nubs should be kind of a LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #30

Yeah. Vitamin S. Harker Jun 2022 #31

That's right! LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #33

I'm strictly a layman. Harker Jun 2022 #36

I've heard that about you! LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #38

I'm no Hoover. Harker Jun 2022 #39

Grovy! LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #41

Well that's a load off of my mind! iscooterliberally Jun 2022 #18

I'm glad! LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #27

He says he has a self drying arse, you know. n/t Harker Jun 2022 #29

They're supposed to be dry? LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #32

Reasonably. Harker Jun 2022 #34

But I thought the "ooze" LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #42

No. Harker Jun 2022 #45

Hey, I don't want to brag, but I live in a high end neighborhood... LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #47

I'm hoping there's a breeze. Harker Jun 2022 #51

Oh, there's always a breeze in my outhouse. LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #53

I don't have a self drying arse. Harker Jun 2022 #54

That's OK! LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #55

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Harker Jun 2022 #64

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #65