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winetourdriver01

(1,154 posts) Sun Mar 5, 2023, 10:58 PM Mar 2023

California Egg Farmer Transported to Hospital With A Live Adult Chicken Stuck in His Rectal Cavity [View all]

A farm owner from Shelbyville in California was transported to the hospital in a critical condition late last night with an extremely agitated hen more than half-buried in his rectum.

Around 11:30 last night, Shelby County paramedics were called to answer a medical emergency concerning a serious accident involving a farm animal, something rather frequent in this rural area.

Upon arriving on the site, they found 57-year old Christopher Adams inebriated, bloodied and naked on a henhouse floor with a loudly clucking 5-pound chicken sticking out of his rectum.

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https://lansingdaily.com/trending/california-egg-farmer-transported-to-hospital-with-a-live-adult-chichen-stuck-in-his-rectal-cavity/

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California Egg Farmer Transported to Hospital With A Live Adult Chicken Stuck in His Rectal Cavity [View all] winetourdriver01 Mar 2023 OP

I dunno.... OAITW r.2.0 Mar 2023 #1

Gotta party with what's available I guess. The Polack MSgt Mar 2023 #3

This is all fake - look at some of the other "articles." Ocelot II Mar 2023 #2

Too bad about Putin's lover, though. Big, if true. Effete Snob Mar 2023 #6

I think so too. But one of their stories links to Newsweek Maraya1969 Mar 2023 #14

What part of the chicken? Renew Deal Mar 2023 #4

Yeah... 2naSalit Mar 2023 #9

Gotta watch where you sit down in some places Effete Snob Mar 2023 #5

There's always a perfectly legitimate reason for this ... dweller Mar 2023 #7

There's no Shelbyville in California. No Shelby County either. That's an easy fake to spot. RockRaven Mar 2023 #8

It's clearly a made-up story. Looks like that's what this website consists of. Ocelot II Mar 2023 #11

I was raised in Shelby County, TN. Laffy Kat Mar 2023 #15

It's probably Kentucky, I think we do have a Shelbyville. Meadowoak Mar 2023 #10

there is a Shelbyville KY yellowdogintexas Mar 2023 #20

This story is intended to slander California. Frasier Balzov Mar 2023 #12

There's those repukes grumpyduck Mar 2023 #13

Which came first -- the chicken or the farmer? diva77 Mar 2023 #16

I see what you did there. 😏 rubbersole Mar 2023 #19

The Lansing Daily is a parody site... regnaD kciN Mar 2023 #17

YIKES!!! 😳 nt Raine Mar 2023 #18