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19. No one knows

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Fri Sep 15, 2023, 11:31 AM

Sep 2023

Jesus says in Matthew 24 that no one knows hot even God or him and when he coms again

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So someone in a facebook group I'm in posts "Jesus is coming soon." [View all] AZLD4Candidate Sep 2023 OP

We could settle one argument when he gets here, ask him if he's been here before Walleye Sep 2023 #1

Jesus who? Is he crossing the border legally? Chainfire Sep 2023 #2

You wouldn't think he'd want to come back Ocelot II Sep 2023 #3

INdeed. 2naSalit Sep 2023 #4

Jesus would be getting GOP death threats as soon as he returned. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #6

Plus his skin's a little darker than they like to portray. CrispyQ Sep 2023 #10

Article Wednesdays Sep 2023 #18

"The SoTM is outdated. Pinback Sep 2023 #23

And if JC does indeed return . . . RobertDevereaux Sep 2023 #5

How to tell if end-timers with their books, videos, rallies, are sincere::: keithbvadu2 Sep 2023 #7

A lot of them think they'll be whisked up to heaven in their glorious rapture. CrispyQ Sep 2023 #24

My usual response: "I didn't know he was even breathing hard." Wounded Bear Sep 2023 #8

When I find myself in times of trouble, I ask myself what Jesus would do EYESORE 9001 Sep 2023 #9

I'm stealing this... Ocelot II Sep 2023 #14

I'm going to start doing that... MontanaMama Sep 2023 #17

Lmaooooo vercetti2021 Sep 2023 #11

I have a neighbor who has been regaling everyone with her dreams louis-t Sep 2023 #12

Do they have good stuff you might want when they float away? Ocelot II Sep 2023 #15

Ha! louis-t Sep 2023 #50

Tell them the rapture has already happened and they are still here with us. keithbvadu2 Sep 2023 #34

Please, keep an eye on them and if they float away give the rest of us a heads-up. Midnight Writer Sep 2023 #39

Every day he fails to show up.... TheRealNorth Sep 2023 #13

Repent, Heretic! Sky Jewels Sep 2023 #28

While standing in store's check-out line, the guy in front had on a cap with the word "bible" spike jones Sep 2023 #16

So many religious people are never challenged for their silly ideas Farmer-Rick Sep 2023 #21

... Sky Jewels Sep 2023 #30

Well, not really. I had fellow atheists in high school Warpy Sep 2023 #42

That "no atheists in foxholes" thing is such bullshit. Sky Jewels Sep 2023 #43

Believers in foxholes think their god(s) will save them at the last minute Warpy Sep 2023 #46

" I like questions. Religious people want answers. . . " Collimator Sep 2023 #47

My ex was a Deist Warpy Sep 2023 #48

No one knows seabiscuit5920 Sep 2023 #19

If they actually read their Bible Mblaze Sep 2023 #20

He came back but... Farmer-Rick Sep 2023 #22

😀 Mblaze Sep 2023 #37

So, I guess we're all in hell right now? Ugh...It's 4ever.... LeftInTX Sep 2023 #53

He shows up spouting is beliefs and/or options, he will get shot by RWNJ's. republianmushroom Sep 2023 #25

Just encountered a link to this list on an atheist forum. Collimator Sep 2023 #26

Quick -- everyone look busy ! nt eppur_se_muova Sep 2023 #27

Russia...Russia...Russia... czarjak Sep 2023 #29

Ask him if he thinks Jesus spouted weak, woke, liberal crap that doesn't work today. 4lbs Sep 2023 #31

No, but he said Jesus was Christian and being Jewish, I'm denying him AZLD4Candidate Sep 2023 #32

Ah. Ok. 4lbs Sep 2023 #33

So Jesus is coming? mwooldri Sep 2023 #35

He's not even The Wizard Sep 2023 #36

An old joke The Mouth Sep 2023 #38

Jesus may be scared off when he is greeted by a huge crowd carrying crosses. Midnight Writer Sep 2023 #40

The rapture occurred in 1996. The only person who went was Joe from Accounting. Midnight Writer Sep 2023 #41

Jesus is coming. Look busy. Dulcinea Sep 2023 #44

When are the majority of people Elessar Zappa Sep 2023 #45

If He's on a date with Lauren Boebert, sure. Aristus Sep 2023 #49

THEIR Jesus is too busy right now. usonian Sep 2023 #51

I hope so, then he can banish the GOP as a satanic cult forever! LeftInTX Sep 2023 #52

Should have asked if he has a date with Lauren Boebert. n/t malthaussen Sep 2023 #54