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Walks into a bar jokes thread [View all] red dog 1 Jul 2023 OP
A man walks into a bar... Enter stage left Jul 2023 #1
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Buddhist Monk walk into a bar, Mr.Bill Jul 2023 #2
A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. Abolishinist Jul 2023 #4
Hahahahahaha! AKwannabe Aug 2023 #51
My favorite. n/t Harker Jul 2023 #26
Two nuns walk into a bar... SeattleVet Jul 2023 #3
A Rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder DBoon Jul 2023 #5
Three monkeys walk into a bar rpannier Jul 2023 #6
A horse walks into a bar... edbermac Jul 2023 #7
Bartender shoud have Codifer Sep 2023 #68
Two guys LEAVING a bar . Permanut Jul 2023 #8
From Prairie Home Companion markodochartaigh Jul 2023 #9
A neutron walks into a bar. ShazzieB Jul 2023 #12
A priest, a lawyer and a doctor walk into a bar Nululu Jul 2023 #10
two men walk out of a bar Hamlette Jul 2023 #11
Keep em coming! BigOleDummy Jul 2023 #13
An Englisman, an American and an Australian walk into a bar and order beers. tecelote Jul 2023 #14
Descartes walks into a bar. piddyprints Jul 2023 #15
A horse walks into a bar... Lucid Dreamer Jul 2023 #22
A guy walks into a bar after a long day at work and orders a drink. Niagara Jul 2023 #16
A Jewish man and a black man walk into a bar in Georgia usonian Jul 2023 #17
Thread winner! AKwannabe Aug 2023 #52
That gave me a BIG smile. soldierant Sep 2023 #69
This and one more picture warm my heart ❤️ usonian Sep 2023 #71
A magician walked down the street and turned into a bar... Wounded Bear Jul 2023 #18
Past, Future and Present North Shore Chicago Jul 2023 #19
Inspired by yours, I found something I harvested from the Web a year ago: Drum Jul 2023 #20
Those Were Hilarious! ProfessorGAC Jul 2023 #25
Awesome! North Shore Chicago Jul 2023 #27
Those were great! NNadir Jul 2023 #38
Hitler, Putin and TFG walk into a bar.............nt Prairie_Seagull Jul 2023 #21
And I kicked the living shit outta them all! AKwannabe Aug 2023 #53
A pony walks into a bar LuckyCharms Jul 2023 #23
In 2022, Tom Brady, Patrick Mahomes, and Aaron Rodgers walked into a bar Sogo Jul 2023 #24
An amnesiac walks into a bar, red dog 1 Jul 2023 #28
A drunk staggers out of a bar Marthe48 Jul 2023 #29
Ha! red dog 1 Jul 2023 #35
A guy walks into a bar Marthe48 Jul 2023 #30
Good one! red dog 1 Jul 2023 #33
A young Texan walks into a bar Marthe48 Jul 2023 #31
Mohammed, Jesus and Buddha walk into a bar... First Speaker Jul 2023 #32
The Bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here" red dog 1 Jul 2023 #34
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry sir. We don't serve food here." red dog 1 Jul 2023 #36
A horse walks into a bar. lpbk2713 Jul 2023 #37
Two fonts walk into a bar Roland99 Jul 2023 #39
The Beach Boys walk into a bar Lucid Dreamer Jul 2023 #40
"I got the last round!" red dog 1 Jul 2023 #44
Two men walk into a bar Lucid Dreamer Jul 2023 #41
Two chemists walk into a bar Lucid Dreamer Jul 2023 #42
lol Marthe48 Sep 2023 #67
Two scientists walk into a bar Lucid Dreamer Jul 2023 #43
Excellent!! ggma Sep 2023 #79
Two jumper cables walk into a bar. red dog 1 Aug 2023 #45
A rabbi and a baptist minister... keroro gunsou Aug 2023 #46
A Canadian, a Texan, and a MAGA Republican walk into a bar, red dog 1 Aug 2023 #47
A woman and a duck walk into a bar, red dog 1 Aug 2023 #48
Not cool AKwannabe Aug 2023 #54
It's an old joke red dog 1 Aug 2023 #55
locker room joke? Those are REAL old! AKwannabe Aug 2023 #58
What I MEAN to say is AKwannabe Aug 2023 #59
Why would you bust someone's chops... A HERETIC I AM Sep 2023 #66
Actually, it is offensive to lots of us willamette Oct 2023 #93
A drunken farmer stumbles upstairs into his bedroom, waking his wife. JoseBalow Oct 2023 #91
A weasel walks into a bar. red dog 1 Aug 2023 #49
A young man is passing by a bar when he sees an old woman red dog 1 Aug 2023 #50
This was my favorite pandemic joke. CrispyQ Aug 2023 #56
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Paladin Aug 2023 #57
A corn stalk walks into a bar, red dog 1 Aug 2023 #60
A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar. red dog 1 Aug 2023 #61
A roll of duct tape walks into a bar, red dog 1 Sep 2023 #62
A baseball walks into a bar and the bartender throws him out. red dog 1 Sep 2023 #63
a duck walks into a bar jcgoldie Sep 2023 #64
Yeah, it's an old joke, and there are different versions of it. red dog 1 Sep 2023 #70
Yo-Yo Man (Tom Smothers) was a vintner and lives in wine country so the duck asked for grapes Brother Buzz Sep 2023 #75
Is a "Guy leaves a bar" joke OK? Old Dave Allen bit; A HERETIC I AM Sep 2023 #65
A guy walks out of a bar on the Moon complaining, red dog 1 Sep 2023 #72
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. red dog 1 Sep 2023 #73
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey CelticCrow Sep 2023 #74
Good one! red dog 1 Sep 2023 #77
Snort... littlemissmartypants Oct 2023 #86
Bloody Good! justaprogressive Sep 2023 #76
lol Marthe48 Sep 2023 #78
Hahaha! littlemissmartypants Oct 2023 #87
This message was self-deleted by its author red dog 1 Oct 2023 #80
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. red dog 1 Oct 2023 #81
Jesus walks into a bar and puts 3 nails down on the counter milestogo Oct 2023 #82
Jesus walks into a bar Marthe48 Oct 2023 #84
Self-Deleted red dog 1 Oct 2023 #83
A termite walks into a bar and asks, 'Is the bartender?"n/t spike jones Oct 2023 #85
Thank you. ❤️ littlemissmartypants Oct 2023 #88
You're welcome red dog 1 Oct 2023 #89
Awweee! That's so nice of you to say. Made my day. ❤️ littlemissmartypants Oct 2023 #90
An Irishman walks out of a bar. JoseBalow Oct 2023 #92
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