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Marthe48

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84. Jesus walks into a bar

Reply to milestogo (Reply #82)

Sat Oct 21, 2023, 04:15 PM

Oct 2023

Leaves the door open behind him. Somebody yells, "You born in a barn?"

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Walks into a bar jokes thread [View all] red dog 1 Jul 2023 OP

A man walks into a bar... Enter stage left Jul 2023 #1

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Buddhist Monk walk into a bar, Mr.Bill Jul 2023 #2

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. Abolishinist Jul 2023 #4

Hahahahahaha! AKwannabe Aug 2023 #51

My favorite. n/t Harker Jul 2023 #26

Two nuns walk into a bar... SeattleVet Jul 2023 #3

A Rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder DBoon Jul 2023 #5

Three monkeys walk into a bar rpannier Jul 2023 #6

A horse walks into a bar... edbermac Jul 2023 #7

Bartender shoud have Codifer Sep 2023 #68

Two guys LEAVING a bar . Permanut Jul 2023 #8

From Prairie Home Companion markodochartaigh Jul 2023 #9

A neutron walks into a bar. ShazzieB Jul 2023 #12

A priest, a lawyer and a doctor walk into a bar Nululu Jul 2023 #10

two men walk out of a bar Hamlette Jul 2023 #11

Keep em coming! BigOleDummy Jul 2023 #13

An Englisman, an American and an Australian walk into a bar and order beers. tecelote Jul 2023 #14

Descartes walks into a bar. piddyprints Jul 2023 #15

A horse walks into a bar... Lucid Dreamer Jul 2023 #22

A guy walks into a bar after a long day at work and orders a drink. Niagara Jul 2023 #16

A Jewish man and a black man walk into a bar in Georgia usonian Jul 2023 #17

Thread winner! AKwannabe Aug 2023 #52

That gave me a BIG smile. soldierant Sep 2023 #69

This and one more picture warm my heart ❤️ usonian Sep 2023 #71

A magician walked down the street and turned into a bar... Wounded Bear Jul 2023 #18

Past, Future and Present North Shore Chicago Jul 2023 #19

Inspired by yours, I found something I harvested from the Web a year ago: Drum Jul 2023 #20

Those Were Hilarious! ProfessorGAC Jul 2023 #25

Awesome! North Shore Chicago Jul 2023 #27

Those were great! NNadir Jul 2023 #38

Hitler, Putin and TFG walk into a bar.............nt Prairie_Seagull Jul 2023 #21

And I kicked the living shit outta them all! AKwannabe Aug 2023 #53

A pony walks into a bar LuckyCharms Jul 2023 #23

In 2022, Tom Brady, Patrick Mahomes, and Aaron Rodgers walked into a bar Sogo Jul 2023 #24

An amnesiac walks into a bar, red dog 1 Jul 2023 #28

A drunk staggers out of a bar Marthe48 Jul 2023 #29

Ha! red dog 1 Jul 2023 #35

A guy walks into a bar Marthe48 Jul 2023 #30

Good one! red dog 1 Jul 2023 #33

A young Texan walks into a bar Marthe48 Jul 2023 #31

Mohammed, Jesus and Buddha walk into a bar... First Speaker Jul 2023 #32

The Bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here" red dog 1 Jul 2023 #34

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry sir. We don't serve food here." red dog 1 Jul 2023 #36

A horse walks into a bar. lpbk2713 Jul 2023 #37

Two fonts walk into a bar Roland99 Jul 2023 #39

The Beach Boys walk into a bar Lucid Dreamer Jul 2023 #40

"I got the last round!" red dog 1 Jul 2023 #44

Two men walk into a bar Lucid Dreamer Jul 2023 #41

Two chemists walk into a bar Lucid Dreamer Jul 2023 #42

lol Marthe48 Sep 2023 #67

Two scientists walk into a bar Lucid Dreamer Jul 2023 #43

Excellent!! ggma Sep 2023 #79

Two jumper cables walk into a bar. red dog 1 Aug 2023 #45

A rabbi and a baptist minister... keroro gunsou Aug 2023 #46

A Canadian, a Texan, and a MAGA Republican walk into a bar, red dog 1 Aug 2023 #47

A woman and a duck walk into a bar, red dog 1 Aug 2023 #48

Not cool AKwannabe Aug 2023 #54

It's an old joke red dog 1 Aug 2023 #55

locker room joke? Those are REAL old! AKwannabe Aug 2023 #58

What I MEAN to say is AKwannabe Aug 2023 #59

Why would you bust someone's chops... A HERETIC I AM Sep 2023 #66

Actually, it is offensive to lots of us willamette Oct 2023 #93

A drunken farmer stumbles upstairs into his bedroom, waking his wife. JoseBalow Oct 2023 #91

A weasel walks into a bar. red dog 1 Aug 2023 #49

A young man is passing by a bar when he sees an old woman red dog 1 Aug 2023 #50

This was my favorite pandemic joke. CrispyQ Aug 2023 #56

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Paladin Aug 2023 #57

A corn stalk walks into a bar, red dog 1 Aug 2023 #60

A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar. red dog 1 Aug 2023 #61

A roll of duct tape walks into a bar, red dog 1 Sep 2023 #62

A baseball walks into a bar and the bartender throws him out. red dog 1 Sep 2023 #63

a duck walks into a bar jcgoldie Sep 2023 #64

Yeah, it's an old joke, and there are different versions of it. red dog 1 Sep 2023 #70

Yo-Yo Man (Tom Smothers) was a vintner and lives in wine country so the duck asked for grapes Brother Buzz Sep 2023 #75

Is a "Guy leaves a bar" joke OK? Old Dave Allen bit; A HERETIC I AM Sep 2023 #65

A guy walks out of a bar on the Moon complaining, red dog 1 Sep 2023 #72

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. red dog 1 Sep 2023 #73

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey CelticCrow Sep 2023 #74

Good one! red dog 1 Sep 2023 #77

Snort... littlemissmartypants Oct 2023 #86

Bloody Good! justaprogressive Sep 2023 #76

lol Marthe48 Sep 2023 #78

Hahaha! littlemissmartypants Oct 2023 #87

This message was self-deleted by its author red dog 1 Oct 2023 #80

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. red dog 1 Oct 2023 #81

Jesus walks into a bar and puts 3 nails down on the counter milestogo Oct 2023 #82

Jesus walks into a bar Marthe48 Oct 2023 #84

Self-Deleted red dog 1 Oct 2023 #83

A termite walks into a bar and asks, 'Is the bartender?"n/t spike jones Oct 2023 #85

Thank you. ❤️ littlemissmartypants Oct 2023 #88

You're welcome red dog 1 Oct 2023 #89

Awweee! That's so nice of you to say. Made my day. ❤️ littlemissmartypants Oct 2023 #90

An Irishman walks out of a bar. JoseBalow Oct 2023 #92