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120. Well, elves and elfettes how did things go today? Nobody posted so we must all have our jobs in order. Almost time for

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Tue Dec 12, 2023, 10:39 PM

Dec 2023

third shift to get to work. Do it elves!!! Loungers, thanks for your help. We will let this drop. We will be their Christmas eve for the the children and adults. One last thing, has anyone seen elf Harker. H--A--R--K--E--R!

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If you were an elf/elfette at the North Pole, what job would you want? I would want to make gingerbread houses. [View all] debm55 Dec 2023 OP

I want to be. . . rsdsharp Dec 2023 #1

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH debm55 Dec 2023 #2

I want to be the elfette making the naughty/nice list. Polly Hennessey Dec 2023 #3

Oh Polly, thats a hard job. debm55 Dec 2023 #6

Oh, man, I wanted to be in charge of the naughty database..... lastlib Dec 2023 #37

lastlib, expect some coal in your stocking. debm55 Dec 2023 #38

Tuning up and test driving House of Roberts Dec 2023 #4

HAHAHAHAHA sounds like fun. debm55 Dec 2023 #5

I would like to work in the wrapping deparment. Glorfindel Dec 2023 #7

Very good. Make sure you have enough paper and bows. I prefer using the Christmas bags. Much easier hehehehehhehh debm55 Dec 2023 #9

LOL, you'll never win the family "Best-wrapped package" competition, OTOH, I too confess that I'd need Backseat Driver Dec 2023 #32

Oh , they do the same. We recycle our bags and use the following year. Elf Historian sounds very interesing. debm55 Dec 2023 #33

This is interesting. LakeArenal Dec 2023 #13

Japan has always been the one country I would love to visit. My packages that I wrap NEVER look that good. That is why I debm55 Dec 2023 #15

I recycle packing paper from Penzey's and Chewy for wrapping paper. thatcrowwoman Dec 2023 #42

I do too when I wrap. I use twine . No glitter or anything as I like them old fashioned. debm55 Dec 2023 #54

I love wrapping gifts! happybird Dec 2023 #128

That's funny. Welcome Elf happybird debm55 Dec 2023 #129

I would want to read the letters and also be the interior decorator. LakeArenal Dec 2023 #8

LakeArenal thank you, The job is yours. debm55 Dec 2023 #11

I would be in the reindeer barn Bayard Dec 2023 #10

That would be fun.and a little messy debm55 Dec 2023 #12

I heard they poop golden apples. LakeArenal Dec 2023 #16

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH debm55 Dec 2023 #17

My grandfather called those road apples. Niagara Dec 2023 #21

Me too probably, I was thinking that Walleye Dec 2023 #18

I want to make all the Christmas toys and costumes for dogs. sinkingfeeling Dec 2023 #14

That would be an interesting and fun job. TY Santa will have to make a major stop at Chewy's debm55 Dec 2023 #19

I would be the official coffee taste tester. Niagara Dec 2023 #20

HAHAHAHAHAHAH debm55 Dec 2023 #22

... Niagara Dec 2023 #23

With the booze or syrup????? debm55 Dec 2023 #24

Definitely the booze. Niagara Dec 2023 #25

You are too funny, debm55 Dec 2023 #26

I'm not an alcohol drinker Niagara Dec 2023 #27

HAHAHAH me either. debm55 Dec 2023 #28

lol! Niagara Dec 2023 #30

And I'd help you decorate them. calimary Dec 2023 #29

I get to do the icing. What do you want to do??? debm55 Dec 2023 #31

Need help here with gingerbread houses. They take alot of time to decorate and time is running out. TY debm55 Dec 2023 #35

Depends on what style you'd set up. calimary Dec 2023 #40

Let me ask Boss Elf. Boss Elf says do them all. And don't forget the candy, He wants LOTS of candy. debm55 Dec 2023 #48

I would want to work with the reindeer but it's too fickin' cold at the North Pole to work outside CrispyQ Dec 2023 #34

Sounds wonderful. With your expertise the gingerbread houses would be a taste treat. Do I sign you up? debm55 Dec 2023 #36

Security . . . Hermit-The-Prog Dec 2023 #39

lilly to picard in star trek first contact,,, " my first ray gun". AllaN01Bear Dec 2023 #46

Santa wants you in security, Amazon and Wal- Mart has their spies around, Be careful debm55 Dec 2023 #55

lol. AllaN01Bear Dec 2023 #56

Hermit-The-Prog--- You have some fine defensive weapons there. gee a fleet of planes for the Noryh Pole. debm55 Dec 2023 #49

Have to be prepared for polar bears, flying grinches, and egoloons. Hermit-The-Prog Dec 2023 #75

Thank you, glad you are thinking of our safety debm55 Dec 2023 #77

Reindeer feeder/caretaker thatcrowwoman Dec 2023 #41

I like the idea of stuffed animal maker. Any animals in particular the kids are asking for this year? The really burned debm55 Dec 2023 #50

Manager of Diversity, Equity & Inclusion IcyPeas Dec 2023 #43

lol. AllaN01Bear Dec 2023 #45

Bless your heart. You are perfect for the job. debm55 Dec 2023 #57

make the candy canes and deckorate xmas trees. AllaN01Bear Dec 2023 #44

Terrific tdea. Any experience in candy making? We do need the trees decorated. Please no angel hair.Last time it was debm55 Dec 2023 #58

I would like to be in charge Mr.Bill Dec 2023 #47

What a sweet idea Mr. Bill. Santa likes that idea. Get your crew together and get moving. We have alot of bikes this debm55 Dec 2023 #60

When I was about 19 or 20, I worked at a retail super drug store. Mr.Bill Dec 2023 #63

What a kind thing to do.Thank you Elf Mr.Bill debm55 Dec 2023 #78

I would want to stuff Republicans' stockings with coal bucolic_frolic Dec 2023 #51

Oh shit, that's going to take a lot of time. Find your crew and get your butts in gear. Coal is outside. What are your debm55 Dec 2023 #61

Think of the impact on global warming! DBoon Dec 2023 #82

I'll be in the sewing room... Hope22 Dec 2023 #52

Yes, you will need to be in the doll room. Have fun. debm55 Dec 2023 #62

Play by play announcer for the hockey team. Harker Dec 2023 #53

We don't have a hockey team. This is TOYS, for good girls and boys. Have you been sipping the eggnog. Now, if you want a debm55 Dec 2023 #64

No hockey? Harker Dec 2023 #71

During your break Elf Harker. You can get a crew together and make hockey equipment. We just got a license from NHL. debm55 Dec 2023 #72

Fair enough, chief... Harker Dec 2023 #73

Thank you, Elf Harker. debm55 Dec 2023 #80

Harker, could you replicate Rob Ray's tear off fighting jersey Niagara Dec 2023 #81

Having reviewed Rule 46.13, I think we can exceed your request. Harker Dec 2023 #87

Holy slap shot! Niagara Dec 2023 #91

Is Elf Harker doing his job making hockey equipment??????? That is funny debm55 Dec 2023 #92

It looks like Elf Harker will be making hockey supplies, Debbie. Niagara Dec 2023 #93

Thanks Elfette Niagara. debm55 Dec 2023 #94

My pleasure, Debbie! Niagara Dec 2023 #97

No half measures in my elfy little work shed, Niagara! n/t Harker Dec 2023 #95

ELF Harker and ELFETTE NIAGARA get to work. debm55 Dec 2023 #96

I currently have a 12 cup carafe of caffeinated coffee brewing Niagara Dec 2023 #99

That's excellent news, Harker Niagara Dec 2023 #98

Hockey will never be the same... Harker Dec 2023 #100

HARKER!! debm55 Dec 2023 #101

Oop. Harker Dec 2023 #102

Hahahaha 🤣 Niagara Dec 2023 #103

Take care of the reindeer Sanity Claws Dec 2023 #59

Good you will be the last one hired for the position. Please make sure NO reindeer run around unattended. Last year we debm55 Dec 2023 #66

I want to work in the new toy Research and Development Department. patphil Dec 2023 #65

Guess what it's not summer now, we have work to do. Yes, I will give the job to you. And we will talk about Hawaii in debm55 Dec 2023 #68

I literally assembled hundreds of toys for my daughter over the years. patphil Dec 2023 #69

See Elf Mr. Bill, he is on the putting toys together crew. PS we don't want them taken apart , just put together. TY debm55 Dec 2023 #74

I want to be the toy tester! Lunabell Dec 2023 #67

Excellent choice, Lunabell. Get to it. Time is not on our side. In previous years, kids have gotten toys that do not debm55 Dec 2023 #70

I love toys. Lunabell Dec 2023 #83

That would great for you to get around the North Pole. What a wonderful idea. debm55 Dec 2023 #134

I would like to be their Maytag repair man. Jeebo Dec 2023 #76

HAHAHAHA funny. You can wash the elves outfits and iron them. No time for reading here at this time of year, busy , busy debm55 Dec 2023 #79

I would like AKwannabe Dec 2023 #84

Thank you, Elf AKwannabe debm55 Dec 2023 #88

Putting ribbons, and bows on the wrapped presents...🥰 electric_blue68 Dec 2023 #85

Love the corkscrew ribbons, See you at the North Pole. debm55 Dec 2023 #89

Must pack extra layers! 😁 See ya!🎁 electric_blue68 Dec 2023 #116

See you soon, Elf electric_blue68. Ekf Niagara has some beverages for you on getting to the North Pole. Be careful of debm55 Dec 2023 #119

Logistics manager jmowreader Dec 2023 #86

Very true, Elf jmowreader. You have excellent ideas for the North Pole. From your post I assume you have training in debm55 Dec 2023 #90

We also need a personnel manager, a trainer and a safety professional jmowreader Dec 2023 #109

Is that a nice way of telling me you want the job??? You know we have a big crew on reindeer. do me a favor and ask if debm55 Dec 2023 #110

Can I wear a drill sergeant hat instead of an elf cap? jmowreader Dec 2023 #115

I say wear the elf hat but put the insignia on the elf hat. I like you thinking Drill Sergeant Elf jmowreader. but debm55 Dec 2023 #117

A dentist Layzeebeaver Dec 2023 #104

I think we have one. But two would be fine. Welcome, Elf Layzeebeaver. Have Hermie/Herbie where the the office is debm55 Dec 2023 #105

Oh I'm leading the Barbie division... Phentex Dec 2023 #106

Thank you, Elf Phentex. Do you also design clothes for her?? Go to the doll department and tell them I sent you. Barbie debm55 Dec 2023 #107

BREAKTIME!!! Elfette Niagara, we need some more coffee- regular and decaf. How about some hot chocolate ? debm55 Dec 2023 #108

I found this homemade bar in the attic. Niagara Dec 2023 #112

Wow! That's nice. Do you think you can ask Elf Harker? It's beautiful. Did one of the elfs make it? The breverages sound debm55 Dec 2023 #113

I'll ask Elf Harker about chairs. Niagara Dec 2023 #114

That's Elf Debbie. Yes , elf Harker and his crew can use some of the hockey stick wood to make chairs. Very creative Elf debm55 Dec 2023 #118

Breaks over, Back to work, Any new elves? The dentist and reindeer crew is closed debm55 Dec 2023 #111

Well, elves and elfettes how did things go today? Nobody posted so we must all have our jobs in order. Almost time for debm55 Dec 2023 #120

I saw some elf ducking behind the reindeer stable eating pumpkin donuts and slurping on spiced apple cider Niagara Dec 2023 #121

Yes, I heard some elves were going to give the reindeer some pot so they can fly higher. Might mellow the poor deer out debm55 Dec 2023 #122

That's actually a great idea. Niagara Dec 2023 #131

Yes, he needs to fill up that suit. debm55 Dec 2023 #133

I have been a mall Santa before, so... OldBaldy1701E Dec 2023 #123

Sure, route planner would be great. See ya tomorrow, Elf OldBaldy 1701E. Report to Boss Elf. I saw your Santa pics, is debm55 Dec 2023 #124

It is indeed. Right before a shift during the 2005 season. (n/t) OldBaldy1701E Dec 2023 #125

Good for you, That was very nice. debm55 Dec 2023 #126

Quality Control happybird Dec 2023 #127

I found this homemade bar in the North Pole attic, Happybird. Niagara Dec 2023 #130

Great. Elf happybird, see you here debm55 Dec 2023 #132