What is your greatest and/or weirdest talent?

[Ocelot II]

7. I have very little talent of any kind, except

that I can cross my eyes independently of each other and wiggle my left ear.

I can also sing The Star Spangled Banner one syllable off, like this:

Oh, say can you see by
The dawn's early light, what
So proudly we hailed at
The twilight's last gleaming, whose
Broad stripes and bright stars through
Through the perilous fight, o'er
The ramparts we watched were
So gallantly streaming? And
The rockets' red glare, the
Bombs bursting in air gave
Proof through the night that
Our flag was still there, Oh
Say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave o'er
The land of the free and
The home of the brave? - and you come up the last note short at the end.

I can get almost any cat to come to me (people, not so much). I can also call cattle in Norwegian.