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that fit in the group.
But there is also a cocktail called Bolt Cutter.
I didn't get a perfect score today.
I have an off-color cocktail joke:
A young lady was being chauffeured back to her college after a weekend at home. On the way, one of the tires went flat. The chauffeur parked the car, and opened the trunk to get the tools and spare to change the tire. However, some of the tools were missing. As the chauffeur stood thinking about the problem, the young lady, unfamiliar with tire-changing, but wanting to be helpful, leaned out the window and asked, "Do you want a screwdriver?"
The chauffeur muttered, "May as well. I can't change the tire."
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