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True Dough

(25,486 posts) Sun Dec 7, 2025, 09:38 AM Sunday

For me, it would be something along the lines of "Warning: His sarcastic brand of humor is not to everyone's taste."

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If you came with a warning label, what would it read? [View all] True Dough Sunday OP

Warning: He may sound like he knows what he's talking about, anciano Sunday #1

Warning: Prone to Daydreaming Diamond_Dog Sunday #2

Warning. Past expectation date. multigraincracker Sunday #3

Warning: I will kill you with a knife and fork Marthe48 Sunday #4

I suspect True Dough Sunday #10

So you think I'm a mean cook? Marthe48 Sunday #11

Oh, in the end True Dough Sunday #12

This fits: cloudbase Sunday #5

Best by 12/20/74 surfered Sunday #6

Warning: Tiny person with a John McEnroe temper. quaint Sunday #7

Well, at least I don't have to demand this of you: True Dough Sunday #9

Careful! This person will say things, justaprogressive Sunday #8

A Star Trek TNG fan would have many, such as "I am a shape-shifter." John1956PA Sunday #13

Warning: Niagara Habitually Exhibits Bombay Feline Behavior Niagara Tuesday #14

We'll make one exception for you, Floyd... True Dough Tuesday #17

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Wednesday #35

Maybe "*Talks Alot" *But Does Listen, too. electric_blue68 Tuesday #16

I'd hope True Dough Tuesday #18

Hahahahahaaa, of course! 😄 But it would be a Warning to some. electric_blue68 Tuesday #24

"Thinks He's Funny." Iggo Tuesday #19

It would have to be..... some_of_us_are_sane Tuesday #20

Warning: Contents under pressure. Solly Mack Tuesday #21

In the background: True Dough Tuesday #22

:) Solly Mack Tuesday #23

danger . 100 % wierd . do not feed after midnight. AllaN01Bear Tuesday #25

My safe word is "don't stop" JoseBalow Wednesday #26

Oh, so you're True Dough Wednesday #29

I try not to stop 'til I get enough JoseBalow Wednesday #36

Warning: Bayard Wednesday #27

"Administered"? True Dough Wednesday #30

That works! Bayard Wednesday #37

Slippery when wet. Intractable Wednesday #28

Bon Jovi's third album True Dough Wednesday #31

WARNING: ASS KICKING IMMINENT *with poor behavior Skittles Wednesday #32

Now that's the Skittles True Dough Wednesday #33

"For your safety, please stay back at least 500 yards!" OldBaldy1701E Wednesday #34

"Honk if parts fall off." Timeflyer Wednesday #38

As long as we're not expected True Dough Wednesday #39