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36. Does masturbating to Paula Broadwell count?

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Check in if you did NOT have sex with Petraeus [View all] struggle4progress Nov 2012 OP

Um...here. Wait Wut Nov 2012 #1

We gonna give everybody a coupla minutes, before we start speculatin struggle4progress Nov 2012 #3

The FBI... Wait Wut Nov 2012 #10

They wanna see if Agent Mike checks in struggle4progress Nov 2012 #12

He tried. I turned him down. bigwillq Nov 2012 #2

We are very proud of you! struggle4progress Nov 2012 #7

<deafening silence> krispos42 Nov 2012 #4

We just gonna talk about them what ain't here struggle4progress Nov 2012 #11

That might be one of those secrets that I am keeping from myself. Ptah Nov 2012 #5

Sometimes some things might be better not to know struggle4progress Nov 2012 #9

There was that one night at the USO dance and,......well,.......never mind,...... ohiosmith Nov 2012 #6

The University of Southern Oshkosh always had a reputation for wild dances struggle4progress Nov 2012 #15

Is that where I was? Maybe it wasn't Petraeus! ohiosmith Nov 2012 #17

It can sometimes be hard to keep track. That's why I memorized the saying: struggle4progress Nov 2012 #18

A friend up in Oshkosh just finished restoring a BSA Gold Star. Him and the General? naw. alfredo Nov 2012 #31

No. HappyMe Nov 2012 #8

We'll scratch you off the list then. There are still plenty of other suspects struggle4progress Nov 2012 #16

I may have Betsy Ross Nov 2012 #13

Everybody loses a few years here and there: don't worry about it struggle4progress Nov 2012 #14

I did-not have sex with Petraeus. In_The_Wind Nov 2012 #19

Does heavy Petraeusing count? MiddleFingerMom Nov 2012 #20

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature, but only your hairdresser knows for sure struggle4progress Nov 2012 #23

Not that I remember, but I've been sort of drunk in the DC area a few times. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #21

You know what they say: "What happens inside the Beltway stays inside the Beltway" struggle4progress Nov 2012 #22

I thought that was Vegas. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #24

Vegas isn't inside the Beltway: it's on the other side of the country struggle4progress Nov 2012 #25

I had sex under his desk, but not with him. name not needed Nov 2012 #26

Maybe you confused this with the "I had sex with somebody besides Petraeus" thread? struggle4progress Nov 2012 #34

I had a headache. alfredo Nov 2012 #27

Nowadays, everybody haz headache, except maybe Tabitha haz cheezeburga struggle4progress Nov 2012 #35

She's Hindu. alfredo Nov 2012 #37

Tabitha can haz veggie burga? struggle4progress Nov 2012 #41

Purrrfect alfredo Nov 2012 #44

I thought he meant something else... bluedigger Nov 2012 #28

I had to wash my hair and my legs needed shaving Tuesday Afternoon Nov 2012 #29

I heard lots of people volunteered to help you with that struggle4progress Nov 2012 #42

I tossed my black book 9 years ago. Lady Freedom Returns Nov 2012 #30

It may still be in teh Lounge lost and found. That's where I last saw it struggle4progress Nov 2012 #45

Well if you see it again... Lady Freedom Returns Nov 2012 #58

With my luck, the final pages will all be missing when it resurfaces struggle4progress Nov 2012 #59

Was he ever a sailor? femmocrat Nov 2012 #32

we'll mark you down as a fan of bell-bottoms struggle4progress Nov 2012 #48

I would answer noamnety Nov 2012 #33

some people send a lot of email drafts struggle4progress Nov 2012 #49

Does masturbating to Paula Broadwell count? Kennah Nov 2012 #36

Yuck. Punkingal Nov 2012 #38

Someday I'm gonna, like, totally learn the difference between yick, yecch, and yuck! struggle4progress Nov 2012 #46

Not possible HeiressofBickworth Nov 2012 #39

I heard he like ... AnneD Nov 2012 #52

Not really HeiressofBickworth Nov 2012 #61

Not only do they have a zipper problem... AnneD Nov 2012 #68

I have been fighting the overwhelming urge to send anonymous threatening emails lately......... kalli007 Nov 2012 #40

They almost write themselves, don't they? struggle4progress Nov 2012 #43

He's Army. I do have limits. n/t sarge43 Nov 2012 #47

Yeah, we all knew about limits struggle4progress Nov 2012 #57

Well ok, it was a dark night and I remember, "Surge, baby, suuurrrrge" instead of "zoom, zoooom". sarge43 Nov 2012 #64

I'm waiting until I get a book contract BainsBane Nov 2012 #50

I was very surprised by what I read in your book. It was eye-opening, to say the least! struggle4progress Nov 2012 #51

I grew up in a military family.... AnneD Nov 2012 #53

The list of suspects gets shorter and shorter! struggle4progress Nov 2012 #55

Nope. geardaddy Nov 2012 #54

I guess we won't be able gossip about you, then struggle4progress Nov 2012 #56

I don't recall having sex with him... Sophiegirl Nov 2012 #60

as posted elsewhere without pics or credit card receipts i cant be sure. loli phabay Nov 2012 #62

Many of us can't remember details unless the receipts are available struggle4progress Nov 2012 #63

so, if I didn't check in NewJeffCT Nov 2012 #65

Oh, no, no, NewJeff! We're much more discreet than that! We would have said, struggle4progress Nov 2012 #66

I'm not good at judging male attractiveness NewJeffCT Nov 2012 #67