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Turbineguy

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14. What was it doing up there? Hmmm??

Reply to Ikonoklast (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 06:25 PM

Dec 2012

You know what those things are for. They are for pulling yourself up with your bootstraps (if you are an old white guy) or for getting that last toke off a joint. That's why all you liberals want Obamacare. So you can do stupid shit and have the government pick up the tab. So go ahead and rip half your nose off. It will send a message to others.

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Help with my hemostat! [View all] Ikonoklast Dec 2012 OP

Looks like you are going to have to call the whambulance siligut Dec 2012 #1

Note to self: siligut gets coal next year. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #5

So what did you get me this year? siligut Dec 2012 #6

I got you a fruitcake. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #12

Nope, you're doin' it wrong siligut Dec 2012 #28

Or this would be good too siligut Dec 2012 #29

Hey, I'm a nurse, and I'm used to hemostats! CaliforniaPeggy Dec 2012 #2

Oh, sure, like that makes up for the dozen or so you 'misplaced' over the years. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #7

Count your blessings pinboy3niner Dec 2012 #3

I suppose I could set myself on fire. That would be worse, too. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #9

Nah, I saw that Peggy had fixed it pinboy3niner Dec 2012 #19

You forgot the rest of your post. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #20

Cut the zipper below the area zipped and the teeth just separate. Iterate Dec 2012 #4

You are helping the wrong person with this advice. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #10

Sorry, this is going to require surgery cbrer Dec 2012 #8

Pocket knives always come in handy. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #11

Neither! They're a spare set cbrer Dec 2012 #13

In your case, it's rated in Deniers. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #18

YOU OWE ME A KEYBOARD! nt cbrer Dec 2012 #21

What was it doing up there? Hmmm?? Turbineguy Dec 2012 #14

Well, before the tragic Propane Torch Incident of 1978, I used another method to remove nasal hair. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #16

A metabo should get that right off. JoeyT Dec 2012 #15

Just how many hands do you think I have, anyway? Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #17

Good point. JoeyT Dec 2012 #22

See Post #16. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #23

Sure, why not. JoeyT Dec 2012 #24

The 'no eyebrow' look is all the rage these days. The kids are all doing it. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #25

That's not what they're for, dammit!! Bake Dec 2012 #26

Look here, last time I took advice from some random stoner (not you, of course), I ended up Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #27