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NYC_SKP

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1. Raises Hand....

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 08:04 PM

Jan 2013

Volunteers.

I, NYC_SKP, will provide unlimited stabs, er, attempts at the successful (or unsuccessful) fertilization and or impregnation and or tittilation of said subject, provided adequate space and light and beverage.

So shall it be.

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