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LeftishBrit

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4. Maggie Thatcher (or substitute individual of your choice) died and knocked at the gate of Heaven

Reply to Stuart G (Original post)

Tue Jan 10, 2012, 10:39 AM

Jan 2012

St Peter, after finding out who it was, said, 'I'm sorry; wrong floor; please go downstairs!'

About half an hour later, there was an absolutely frantic knocking at the gate, and St Peter was most surprised to see Satan himself, complete with horns and tail, and looking most distraught.

'I demand political asylum!' he exclaimed.

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