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35. I actually encountered a snow penis.

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 12:11 AM

Feb 2013

Cross-country skiing on the Angeles Crest Highway north of Los Angeles, in the early '90s.

a memorable day. The highway wasn't plowed after a winter storm, we were above 4000 feet, as I recall. Terrific views off both sides, down into the high desert, and into civilization, so to speak.

There it was, a carefully sculpted erect penis, made of snow, about four feet high. Much more anatomically correct, and a better sculpture, than in the OP.

Later than day, we went to El Coyote, and then to a bowling alley in Hollywood, where we did vodka shots, and bowled. Quite warm and sunny down in the city.

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12-foot snow penis irks neighbors [View all] LiberalEsto Feb 2013 OP

Changes the expression "a really cold dick" from figurative to literal Kennah Feb 2013 #1

I think it is more of 'cold cocking' their neighbors .......... just saying Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #3

How many of the complainants have chain-link fences? klook Feb 2013 #2

There are probably plenty of items that look like a phallic. LiberalFighter Feb 2013 #16

Definitely klook Feb 2013 #18

Homer Simpson did call Florida "America's wang". kath Feb 2013 #40

I figure that the neighbors won't like it in Amsterdam either MrScorpio Feb 2013 #4

Nor Japan during the Hoen Matsuri sakabatou Feb 2013 #58

coat... littlemissmartypants Feb 2013 #5

How about this office building in London? kwassa Feb 2013 #6

Future anthropologists will have a field day LiberalEsto Feb 2013 #7

Ah yes, the gherkin geardaddy Feb 2013 #8

Or this tombstone: Initech Feb 2013 #13

Are you kidding me???? calimary Feb 2013 #30

Have seen that many a time in London. Sticks out like a sore thumb! Owl Feb 2013 #62

Yes sir, just go down 2 blocks, turn left just after the 12 foot penis, turn right and you're there. BlueJazz Feb 2013 #9

Not to overreact here, but . . . Brigid Feb 2013 #10

i am thinking the same. teach our boys well. like, purposely seabeyond Feb 2013 #17

Penis envy? lol "Beat" this! Grantuspeace Feb 2013 #11

Mine's bigger. Initech Feb 2013 #12

Circumcised, no less. Orrex Feb 2013 #14

excellent observation In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #22

The Florida state capitol retread Feb 2013 #15

Flynt Publishing Headquarters, Los Angeles Initech Feb 2013 #41

The George Washington Masonic Temple Scruffy Rumbler Feb 2013 #50

The Washington Monument. Symbol of foreign policy, i.e. erect and ready! retread Feb 2013 #59

This is a hard one, I'm not sure what I would do if my neighbors erected one. Trascoli Feb 2013 #19

It takes balls LiberalEsto Feb 2013 #21

This could mushroom into a fight Trascoli Feb 2013 #24

If things come to a head, and there's a fight kurtzapril4 Feb 2013 #54

Maybe that'll be next winter? calimary Feb 2013 #29

ha ha ha ha libodem Feb 2013 #31

I heard a rumor: the sun is gonna wipe out all the fun. In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #20

Hilarious. nt ZombieHorde Feb 2013 #23

Here's a "female" sculpture from Network TV LiberalElite Feb 2013 #25

I know that episode libodem Feb 2013 #32

all hail the mighty icecock!!!!!!!! datasuspect Feb 2013 #26

Frosty's feeling frisky? n/t krispos42 Feb 2013 #27

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump Kennah Feb 2013 #28

This whole thread libodem Feb 2013 #33

Look at Frosty go? krispos42 Feb 2013 #39

AMA recommends that snowcocks should not be used internally Kennah Feb 2013 #34

I actually encountered a snow penis. kwassa Feb 2013 #35

I wonder if Ted Nugent's mom had similar child rearing skills... tavernier Feb 2013 #36

Haha, that's awesome rjdem1977_gg Feb 2013 #37

These "butchers" circumcised that penis! Renew Deal Feb 2013 #38

They need to add some yellow snow dribble down the front of snowcock Kennah Feb 2013 #42

LOL! HappyMe Feb 2013 #43

They were just being normal teenage boys LiberalEsto Feb 2013 #47

I wonder if any of her neighbors may visit AsahinaKimi Feb 2013 #44

Thankful that this mom & her brats aren't my neighbors. shcrane71 Feb 2013 #45

This is exactly the same thing! You nailed it! Iggo Feb 2013 #46

Same dick-like mentality. shcrane71 Feb 2013 #52

Yes! Iggo Feb 2013 #53

I was referring to the 7 year-old victims of the rapist. shcrane71 Feb 2013 #55

..... A HERETIC I AM Feb 2013 #57

. Iggo Feb 2013 #61

That sounds like a serious sex offender LiberalEsto Feb 2013 #48

He was... we had a lot of little kids eagerly exposing their penises for awhile shcrane71 Feb 2013 #51

Let them take their complaints to Washington. LWolf Feb 2013 #49

When it melts the neighbours can laugh at them as it shrinks lunatica Feb 2013 #56

Enough of this foolishness. It's time to get groceries. retread Feb 2013 #60