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trof

(54,274 posts) Sun Jan 15, 2012, 06:52 PM Jan 2012

It appears that I'm now a Lounge Host. [View all]

Good evening.
How many in your party?
There may be a short wait for a table.
If your party would like to adjourn to our bar you'll find an excellent selection of drinks.
We have drinks involving various blends of a selection of liquors plus non-alcoholic beverages.
There's a big screen TV with current sporting events being shown.
Please take this pager and when you hear the 'BEEP' your table will be ready.
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It appears that I'm now a Lounge Host. [View all] trof Jan 2012 OP

How can you tell? ret5hd Jan 2012 #1

That I'm a host? trof Jan 2012 #4

That's a scary bunch. graywarrior Jan 2012 #10

Dang. You go out for a beer, get wasted, wake up in the gutter with piss all over you... HopeHoops Jan 2012 #2

Yeah. Bada-bing-bada-boom! trof Jan 2012 #6

I'll thank you to stop staring at my girlfriend's large Ikonoklast Jan 2012 #3

I meant no disrespect. But they ARE amazing...um...EARS. trof Jan 2012 #5

Congrats, my dear trof! CaliforniaPeggy Jan 2012 #7

Just don't seat me next to the rest rooms. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2012 #8

Well in the words of Dorothy Parker... nolabear Jan 2012 #9