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(58,347 posts) Sun Mar 31, 2013, 05:23 PM Mar 2013

Match Game Story: "Bobswampcat Assweed ran to the scrapyard brandishing scissors and ___ his hand." [View all]

It's for Easter, so make it nice.

Rule of the game: fill in the blank with 10 or more words, and make a story.

The story must end with "his hand." That is part of the challenge is to spin a story that fits the final two words.

Have fun! Make me laugh! make me cry! Make me vomit!

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Match Game Story: "Bobswampcat Assweed ran to the scrapyard brandishing scissors and ___ his hand." [View all] Rabrrrrrr Mar 2013 OP

I'll play this one short and sweet. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #1

I am unclear what that means. Rabrrrrrr Mar 2013 #2

Bobswampcat Assweed was a sad soul, a lost and broken man ......... In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #21

Bobswampcat Assweed ran to the scrapyard brandishing scissors and Sekhmets Daughter Mar 2013 #3

Awesome! Rabrrrrrr Apr 2013 #4

Thank you! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #5

Yowser! In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #6

This..... Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #7

Lovely! In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #8

You UNDERSTAND!!! warrprayer Apr 2013 #13

Absolutely! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #14

this was my first car warrprayer Apr 2013 #15

It had the look... Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #16

thanks! warrprayer Apr 2013 #18

You win--that was grand! nt MADem Apr 2013 #22

How very generous of you to say so! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #23

Brilliant! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #24

Thank you! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #25

Bobswampcat Assweed ran to the scrapyard brandishing scissors and an old issue of Hustler. Rabrrrrrr Apr 2013 #9

Why was he brandishing scissors on a date? Dr. Strange Apr 2013 #10

So he could cut out the pictures in the magazine, and trim his assweed. Rabrrrrrr Apr 2013 #11

and did you see this special Good Friday/Holy Saturday version of Match Game? Rabrrrrrr Apr 2013 #12

I wrote something. Dr. Strange Apr 2013 #17

lol. touche. nt Rabrrrrrr Apr 2013 #19

Bobswampcat Assweed ran to the scrapyard brandishing scissors and Duer 157099 Apr 2013 #20

I missed this one - good job! Rabrrrrrr Apr 2013 #26