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26. When polled at the bar most women say......

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 08:05 PM

Mar 2013

..... they prefer their eggs in the morning to be.........

Unfertilized

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Morning Sex [View all] HarveyDarkey Mar 2013 OP

It takes 20 minutes to boil an egg? EvilAL Mar 2013 #1

Well, you gotta heat up the water first. edbermac Mar 2013 #3

Thanks, EvilAL Mar 2013 #13

Only some of the time. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #8

not really, EvilAL Mar 2013 #11

! In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #12

In chemistry class EvilAL Mar 2013 #14

The 3 minute man. lol 840high Mar 2013 #2

Is there bacon involved in this story ? olddots Mar 2013 #4

all good sex stories... awoke_in_2003 Mar 2013 #24

I ASPIRE to reach three minutes!!! -- MiddleFinger"FastEddie"Mom MiddleFingerMom Mar 2013 #5

Morning wood ErikJ Mar 2013 #6

Never? In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #9

K & R 47of74 Mar 2013 #7

He is risen. Kurovski Mar 2013 #10

!!! antiquie Mar 2013 #15

I guess it was kinda funny. Kurovski Mar 2013 #16

He isn't here to complain, antiquie Mar 2013 #18

LOL Kurovski Mar 2013 #19

If he had existed... awoke_in_2003 Mar 2013 #25

I refer to him as Kurovski Apr 2013 #29

I like my eggs... Aristus Mar 2013 #17

Tossed egg salad. Kurovski Mar 2013 #20

The fun is in the tossing... Aristus Mar 2013 #21

Did you mean to say Tantra ......... In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #22

Whichever answer Aristus Mar 2013 #27

Love mornings. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #28

Whenever possible. talkingmime Mar 2013 #23

When polled at the bar most women say...... chknltl Mar 2013 #26