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20. Bobswampcat Assweed ran to the scrapyard brandishing scissors and

Wed Apr 3, 2013, 02:56 AM

Apr 2013

a knife sharpener--because he knew that what he was about to do would dull his scissors and he'd need them sharpened to complete his task--when suddenly he saw a bright flash in the sky above him and heard a loud BOOM! just as a meteor--oh wait, no, nevermind--so, he was on his way to cut the "Bs" and "As" out of rusty old signs in the scrapyard, so he could decorate his bedroom door in his peculiar style with his initials. After cutting out the first one, he had to resharpen his scissor blades, and while he was doing so, managed to somehow stab himself in his hand.

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Match Game Story: "Bobswampcat Assweed ran to the scrapyard brandishing scissors and ___ his hand." [View all] Rabrrrrrr Mar 2013 OP

I'll play this one short and sweet. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #1

I am unclear what that means. Rabrrrrrr Mar 2013 #2

Bobswampcat Assweed was a sad soul, a lost and broken man ......... In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #21

Bobswampcat Assweed ran to the scrapyard brandishing scissors and Sekhmets Daughter Mar 2013 #3

Awesome! Rabrrrrrr Apr 2013 #4

Thank you! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #5

Yowser! In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #6

This..... Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #7

Lovely! In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #8

You UNDERSTAND!!! warrprayer Apr 2013 #13

Absolutely! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #14

this was my first car warrprayer Apr 2013 #15

It had the look... Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #16

thanks! warrprayer Apr 2013 #18

You win--that was grand! nt MADem Apr 2013 #22

How very generous of you to say so! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #23

Brilliant! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #24

Thank you! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #25

Bobswampcat Assweed ran to the scrapyard brandishing scissors and an old issue of Hustler. Rabrrrrrr Apr 2013 #9

Why was he brandishing scissors on a date? Dr. Strange Apr 2013 #10

So he could cut out the pictures in the magazine, and trim his assweed. Rabrrrrrr Apr 2013 #11

and did you see this special Good Friday/Holy Saturday version of Match Game? Rabrrrrrr Apr 2013 #12

I wrote something. Dr. Strange Apr 2013 #17

lol. touche. nt Rabrrrrrr Apr 2013 #19

Bobswampcat Assweed ran to the scrapyard brandishing scissors and Duer 157099 Apr 2013 #20

I missed this one - good job! Rabrrrrrr Apr 2013 #26